Despite having “Movie” in the title, I would argue that THE SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE does not count as a movie by any meaningful definition!

Why go through the trouble of making an actual movie with characters and themes and a story when you can just spend 100 minutes saying, “hey, remember this?” and make a billion dollars?

Just put on RANGO and tell your kids it’s ZOOTOPIA 2.

I like it a lot, but the thing I’ve always said is it would benefit from having fewer animatronics and more sculpted, limited motion figures à la Fantasyland.

This playlist is still very much under construction! Definitely open to adding more

They're fun! If you're a fan it's nice to have the extra time with the characters and that world. I'm glad they exist! But the theatrical cuts are just fundamentally better as movies.

The dogmatic insistence that the Extended Editions are not just superior but are—in fact—the only versions worth watching set the stage for things like expanding WICKED into a shambling, five-hour slog and re-doing HARRY POTTER as seven seasons of TV. In this essay I will

My main quibbles are LAST JEDI should be higher and PHANTOM MENACE and SITH should trade places

Knott’s: “Buy a season pass for 9 payments of $8!”

Disney: “Please don’t make us say how much the monthly payments are”