Just Some Dave
@davidlasseter.bsky.social
Music, sports, movies. Racists, misogynists, homophobes and transphobes need not follow.
Three guitars or a life of crime.
#LFC #DontBuyTheSun
Florida Man but without the meth
Three guitars or a life of crime.
#LFC #DontBuyTheSun
Florida Man but without the meth
Pinned
And they came through! Suck it! Enjoy another season with your dogshit coach, with yer broke asses over there.
Will the Gators give me something good today? Probably not. Either way, fuck that school out west.
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
And they came through! Suck it! Enjoy another season with your dogshit coach, with yer broke asses over there.
This thing is 35+plus years old and I'll be inconsolable if it ever stops working.
November 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
This thing is 35+plus years old and I'll be inconsolable if it ever stops working.
Will the Gators give me something good today? Probably not. Either way, fuck that school out west.
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Will the Gators give me something good today? Probably not. Either way, fuck that school out west.
Getting an email reminder that, evidently, I was high enough the other night to buy a Seahawks Starter jacket.
November 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Getting an email reminder that, evidently, I was high enough the other night to buy a Seahawks Starter jacket.
I feel like I'm massively underperforming here. So it's like every other aspect of my existence.
@davidlasseter.bsky.social has swears! They've used 222 profanities in their last 1,150 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (49 times)
🥈 "fuck" (37 times)
🥉 "shit" (36 times)
🥇 "fucking" (49 times)
🥈 "fuck" (37 times)
🥉 "shit" (36 times)
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I feel like I'm massively underperforming here. So it's like every other aspect of my existence.
@profanity.accountant do your fucking worst, you fucking fuck
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
@profanity.accountant do your fucking worst, you fucking fuck
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I'm just saying, today would be a pretty awesome day for it to happen.
October 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I'm just saying, today would be a pretty awesome day for it to happen.
Me, since I got home from the record store:
a man in a hat drinks from a plastic cup that says coca cola
Alt: George Kennedy in The Naked Gun movie, in a feeding frenzy, first taking a sip of a beer, then biting a popsicle, then eating grapes, then taking a bite of a whole cake.
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Me, since I got home from the record store:
Modest Record Store Day -Black Friday haul but I got everything i wanted.
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Modest Record Store Day -Black Friday haul but I got everything i wanted.
It's impossible now to hear Roundball Rock and not immediately yell "B-B-B-B-B-Basketball".
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It's impossible now to hear Roundball Rock and not immediately yell "B-B-B-B-B-Basketball".
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remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
Watching a newer episode of MST3K and....these....just aren't anywhere near as good.
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Watching a newer episode of MST3K and....these....just aren't anywhere near as good.
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Godzilla, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot stomp on, courage to shoot them with atomic breath, and wisdom to do a big roar afterwards
January 29, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Godzilla, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot stomp on, courage to shoot them with atomic breath, and wisdom to do a big roar afterwards
You would've been 55 today. When you in the midst of your fight, you said if you'd take it if you could make it to 55. We still think on you every day. You're missed beyond belief. Happy birthday.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 AM
You would've been 55 today. When you in the midst of your fight, you said if you'd take it if you could make it to 55. We still think on you every day. You're missed beyond belief. Happy birthday.
Really just want to go home and crawl in bed and watch MST3K.
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Really just want to go home and crawl in bed and watch MST3K.
The sudden realization that my dad or brother have carved every Thanksgiving turkey in my lifetime and I have learn how to do it damn quickly since they're both gone.
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The sudden realization that my dad or brother have carved every Thanksgiving turkey in my lifetime and I have learn how to do it damn quickly since they're both gone.
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That's one word for it
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
That's one word for it
If you have concert tickets for a certain night, you shouldn't have to go to work that day.
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
If you have concert tickets for a certain night, you shouldn't have to go to work that day.
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So many people that need to be punched in the face.....
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
So many people that need to be punched in the face.....
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
Yeah, it's not Thanksgiving yet but my guest bathroom fit a head start in decorations.
November 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Yeah, it's not Thanksgiving yet but my guest bathroom fit a head start in decorations.
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Now this slop is going to overtime.
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Now this slop is going to overtime.
Kick the damn FG, jfc. And I'm not even a Dolphins fan.
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Kick the damn FG, jfc. And I'm not even a Dolphins fan.
My favorite Genesis record is abACAB
November 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
My favorite Genesis record is abACAB