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@davidkleeman.bsky.social
Follow for deep blue political snark, with puns as often as possible. An occasional side of children and media (my profession). Views my own.
I don't know. In this one, she throws an admiral under the bus, which ought to provoke a pretty good congressional hearing in which he implicates Kegbreath.
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I don't know. In this one, she throws an admiral under the bus, which ought to provoke a pretty good congressional hearing in which he implicates Kegbreath.
Can we get doctors, or almost 80 year olds, to weigh in on whether an MRI is a regular part of an annual physical for normal people?
December 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Can we get doctors, or almost 80 year olds, to weigh in on whether an MRI is a regular part of an annual physical for normal people?
Exclusively in theaters worldwide on January 30.
Exclusively on One America network on January 31.
Exclusively on One America network on January 31.
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Exclusively in theaters worldwide on January 30.
Exclusively on One America network on January 31.
Exclusively on One America network on January 31.
When they told Trump "lie still" for the MRI, he heard "lie, still."
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
When they told Trump "lie still" for the MRI, he heard "lie, still."
When they told Trump "lie still" for the MRI, he heard "lie, still."
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
When they told Trump "lie still" for the MRI, he heard "lie, still."
A frequent theme for Kliban
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
A frequent theme for Kliban
I very much hope that @kidscanpress.bsky.social has already issued us "cease-and-desist" to the Department of War Crimes.
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I very much hope that @kidscanpress.bsky.social has already issued us "cease-and-desist" to the Department of War Crimes.
“Bobby, next time you go to the bathroom, put on some shoes and socks.”
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“Bobby, next time you go to the bathroom, put on some shoes and socks.”
…and thinking “no Heimlich…nobody Heimlich him!”
November 30, 2025 at 11:22 AM
…and thinking “no Heimlich…nobody Heimlich him!”
"Before making this decision, I called President Trump personally…"
And he said "that sounds like a you problem. Don't bother me when I'm putting."?
And he said "that sounds like a you problem. Don't bother me when I'm putting."?
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"Before making this decision, I called President Trump personally…"
And he said "that sounds like a you problem. Don't bother me when I'm putting."?
And he said "that sounds like a you problem. Don't bother me when I'm putting."?
“…they bring entire broken societies with them”
…and cows.
…and cows.
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
“…they bring entire broken societies with them”
…and cows.
…and cows.
If you want to kill a snake, you cut off the little rattl-y thing at the end.
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
If you want to kill a snake, you cut off the little rattl-y thing at the end.
Why can’t the International Criminal Court issue an arrest warrant for Hegseth (like Putin), so he can’t travel to most countries and becomes (more) useless?
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Why can’t the International Criminal Court issue an arrest warrant for Hegseth (like Putin), so he can’t travel to most countries and becomes (more) useless?
Why is any publication other than The Onion dignifying this with coverage?
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Why is any publication other than The Onion dignifying this with coverage?
Why can’t the International Criminal Court issue an arrest warrant for Hegseth (like Putin), so he can’t travel to most countries and becomes (more) useless?
November 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Why can’t the International Criminal Court issue an arrest warrant for Hegseth (like Putin), so he can’t travel to most countries and becomes (more) useless?
Why can’t the International Criminal Court indict Hegseth, so he can’t travel to most countries (like Putin) and becomes (more) useless?
November 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Why can’t the International Criminal Court indict Hegseth, so he can’t travel to most countries (like Putin) and becomes (more) useless?
Just. Plain. Moron.
No oxy (as far as we know).
No oxy (as far as we know).
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Just. Plain. Moron.
No oxy (as far as we know).
No oxy (as far as we know).
Yes, we should absolutely give the middle finger to those locals who risk their lives to help our Armed Forces.
We will exit the Trumpsterfire Era with no allies and no trust.
We will exit the Trumpsterfire Era with no allies and no trust.
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Yes, we should absolutely give the middle finger to those locals who risk their lives to help our Armed Forces.
We will exit the Trumpsterfire Era with no allies and no trust.
We will exit the Trumpsterfire Era with no allies and no trust.
Can you baste a turkey with performative tears?
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Can you baste a turkey with performative tears?
Reflecting is an alien concept to this impulsive cockwomble.
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Reflecting is an alien concept to this impulsive cockwomble.
What a pity. One good turd deserves another.
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
What a pity. One good turd deserves another.
With respect to the Epstein files, perhaps "Prepub-ican"?
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
With respect to the Epstein files, perhaps "Prepub-ican"?
Maybe she's flying later? #StuffyDuffy
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Maybe she's flying later? #StuffyDuffy
And because these chuckleheads always reach the wrong conclusion, they just announced that they’ll have 500 more National Guard troops to DC.
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
And because these chuckleheads always reach the wrong conclusion, they just announced that they’ll have 500 more National Guard troops to DC.