David Guy
@davidguy.bsky.social
Aspiring writer. General idiot.
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Join the LRR Crew as they assemble dice to accomplish feat of heroism in DICE FORGE!
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November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Join the LRR Crew as they assemble dice to accomplish feat of heroism in DICE FORGE!
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(peering through my blinds) those motherfuckers better not come a wassailing
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
(peering through my blinds) those motherfuckers better not come a wassailing
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What’s the Pope’s take on Pluribus
November 16, 2025 at 5:56 AM
What’s the Pope’s take on Pluribus
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Ladies, Gents and all between and beyond.
Desert Bus 2025 is now departing for fun, joy, hijinks and a whole lot of hope!
Let’s prepare to get silly for a good cause!
desertbus.org
Desert Bus 2025 is now departing for fun, joy, hijinks and a whole lot of hope!
Let’s prepare to get silly for a good cause!
desertbus.org
Desert Bus 2025
A charity fundraising marathon in support of Child's Play Charity.
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November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Ladies, Gents and all between and beyond.
Desert Bus 2025 is now departing for fun, joy, hijinks and a whole lot of hope!
Let’s prepare to get silly for a good cause!
desertbus.org
Desert Bus 2025 is now departing for fun, joy, hijinks and a whole lot of hope!
Let’s prepare to get silly for a good cause!
desertbus.org
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The new hire just told us she never had a Facebook page... Legit felt the room go like this
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The new hire just told us she never had a Facebook page... Legit felt the room go like this
The thermostat in my bathroom is in Fahrenheit and the one in my living room is in Celsius. That's a very Windsor of a problem.
November 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The thermostat in my bathroom is in Fahrenheit and the one in my living room is in Celsius. That's a very Windsor of a problem.
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it’s wild that this is just sort of the most openly corrupt administration of all time and they’re just allowed to do that and most media doesn’t say a word about it
October 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
it’s wild that this is just sort of the most openly corrupt administration of all time and they’re just allowed to do that and most media doesn’t say a word about it
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The only excuse Lois Lane has for why her interviewing Superman isn't unethical, despite their romantic entanglement, is that it would be even more unethical for the paper's other top reporter, who is Superman, to interview himself, yet she cannot say this. This dilemma should be taught in J-school.
October 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The only excuse Lois Lane has for why her interviewing Superman isn't unethical, despite their romantic entanglement, is that it would be even more unethical for the paper's other top reporter, who is Superman, to interview himself, yet she cannot say this. This dilemma should be taught in J-school.
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DUMB "FUCKWIT" WEREWOLF TED CRUZ ACTUALLY THINKS GEORGE SOROS IS PAYING PROTESTERS. HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK? MANY ARE SAYING TO ME "SIR! SIR! NO ONE INSULTS TED CRUZ LIKE YOU DO, SIR! HOW DO YOU DO IT? SIR!" THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY WRITE-UP OF NO KINGS DAY. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/3Jk3mxu
October 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
DUMB "FUCKWIT" WEREWOLF TED CRUZ ACTUALLY THINKS GEORGE SOROS IS PAYING PROTESTERS. HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK? MANY ARE SAYING TO ME "SIR! SIR! NO ONE INSULTS TED CRUZ LIKE YOU DO, SIR! HOW DO YOU DO IT? SIR!" THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY WRITE-UP OF NO KINGS DAY. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/3Jk3mxu
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When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.
July 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.
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Doctor: Essentially you can eat as much fruit as you want
*six months later*
Doctor: You have what's called Fruititis
*six months later*
Doctor: You have what's called Fruititis
June 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Doctor: Essentially you can eat as much fruit as you want
*six months later*
Doctor: You have what's called Fruititis
*six months later*
Doctor: You have what's called Fruititis
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ME: Also...when you think about it, the A in the name is kinda redundant.
ARBY’S CASHIER: *now crying
ME: And the Y
MANAGER: *tazing me* Why won't you go down??
ARBY’S CASHIER: *now crying
ME: And the Y
MANAGER: *tazing me* Why won't you go down??
June 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
ME: Also...when you think about it, the A in the name is kinda redundant.
ARBY’S CASHIER: *now crying
ME: And the Y
MANAGER: *tazing me* Why won't you go down??
ARBY’S CASHIER: *now crying
ME: And the Y
MANAGER: *tazing me* Why won't you go down??
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The most physically demanding job I ever had was when I worked at McDonald's in high school for like $3.50 an hour.
If you think minimum wage work is easy work, you've never worked a minimum wage job.
If you think minimum wage work is easy work, you've never worked a minimum wage job.
June 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The most physically demanding job I ever had was when I worked at McDonald's in high school for like $3.50 an hour.
If you think minimum wage work is easy work, you've never worked a minimum wage job.
If you think minimum wage work is easy work, you've never worked a minimum wage job.
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Trump is doing an excellent job of alienating his base. He’s screwing over farmers, small business owners and now truckers. Just galaxy brain four dimensional chess stable genius thinking. lmao
April 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Trump is doing an excellent job of alienating his base. He’s screwing over farmers, small business owners and now truckers. Just galaxy brain four dimensional chess stable genius thinking. lmao
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It’s 2025 and somehow we still haven’t invented caramel mayonnaise.
March 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
It’s 2025 and somehow we still haven’t invented caramel mayonnaise.
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the year is 2025: you're waiting to watch the president of the united states sign an executive order abolishing the department of education, while learned canadians are being advised not to travel here and wondering if your neighbors will be yanked off the street by masked government thugs.
March 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
the year is 2025: you're waiting to watch the president of the united states sign an executive order abolishing the department of education, while learned canadians are being advised not to travel here and wondering if your neighbors will be yanked off the street by masked government thugs.
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me: (putting on armor) would you like to get brushed
my cat: (flipping switchblade) i’d love nothing more
my cat: (flipping switchblade) i’d love nothing more
March 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
me: (putting on armor) would you like to get brushed
my cat: (flipping switchblade) i’d love nothing more
my cat: (flipping switchblade) i’d love nothing more
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I don’t know what people are talking about, this soap doesn’t taste like cilantro at all.
March 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I don’t know what people are talking about, this soap doesn’t taste like cilantro at all.
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I made this dumb thing
March 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I made this dumb thing
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don't call it a comeback. time is an endless spiral vortex
November 24, 2024 at 6:30 PM
don't call it a comeback. time is an endless spiral vortex
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what a terrible time to have the ability to think critically
March 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
what a terrible time to have the ability to think critically
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As a Canadian with Ukrainian ancestry, I am tired on a cellular level.
February 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
As a Canadian with Ukrainian ancestry, I am tired on a cellular level.