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David Clarke
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Stranded on Earth. Trying to make the best of it.

I wrote a book:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00G3UNVCK

Phoenix, AZ, USA
…I am going to have some fucked up dreams.

If I can ever wind down enough to sleep again.
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Sharknado?
November 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Have you seen the script for the never-produced “E.T. 2”?

There were going to be evil ETs, the same ET species, chasing down and trying to kill our beloved E.T.

Elliot was going to kill them.
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
That’s really good advice. Thank you.
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I usually do type it that way.

Shitposting typo hazards.
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Personally I think it’s wonderful that black Americans allow everyone to partake in their day of special sales. White people sure wouldn’t share.
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I had a silver colored one.
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
What. I have no idea what you are talking about.
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
It’s like
Fun Fact: The cast of Beverly Hills 90210, in their late twenties and early thirties when the show started with them playing high school sophomores, had to have an on-set coach to help them re-learn how to smile without showing their crows feet.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
All they had to do was set it in 1993. Lots of fun things to be nostalgic about then too.

But no. In 10 years of production time somehow only 5 years passed in narrative time.

It’s like 90210 all over again with 29 year olds playing high school sophomores.
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Nope. Season five is set in 1987.
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I haven’t seen a commercial in 10 years. I cut cable and went streaming only. No broadcast TV, cable or over the air, since. So no ads. Aside from product placement

I wonder what will trigger nostalgia for me in 10 or 20 years more, since I haven’t been absorbing consumer targeted bullshit.
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
She’s like Victim 37 or something.
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
…I hate the Wine Mom and Golf Dad on Stranger Things so much.

Why do people who don’t want kids have kids?
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
…the first season was set in 1983. The final season is set in 1987. But somehow the kids are all old enough now to rent cars without being required to buy the extra insurance for under 25’s.
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I see you have discovered THE POINT.

😁
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Vegas built a SECOND Luxor? In THIS economy?
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Chickens in space?

CHICKENS IN SPACE!

It will be awesome.

There will be some set up where the gravity plating goes offline and the chickens just start floating around everywhere. Porthos (the captain’s dog, if you haven’t watched) will have some hysterical zero g encounter with them.
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM