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“Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy” like what the fucking fuck does that mean? Just say Racism Czar
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
“Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy” like what the fucking fuck does that mean? Just say Racism Czar
He’s the National Security Adviser, I found out recently
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
He’s the National Security Adviser, I found out recently
This is whats always confused me about MAGA and their overt, heavy handed patriotism. What do they think is so great about America? Because it’s certainly not the America I learned in school: pluralistic multi-cultural liberal democracy, overcoming a racist history, institutions and the law, etc etc
November 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This is whats always confused me about MAGA and their overt, heavy handed patriotism. What do they think is so great about America? Because it’s certainly not the America I learned in school: pluralistic multi-cultural liberal democracy, overcoming a racist history, institutions and the law, etc etc
A thought experiment Ive considered would be what if we let them say the N word, in exchange for us getting like - single payer universal healthcare? Not that I would support that of course but I think a non-zero amount of MAGA takes that deal. It’s all they care about. And purging immigrants
November 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
A thought experiment Ive considered would be what if we let them say the N word, in exchange for us getting like - single payer universal healthcare? Not that I would support that of course but I think a non-zero amount of MAGA takes that deal. It’s all they care about. And purging immigrants
Conservafood never disappoints
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Conservafood never disappoints
Well when you put it like that
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Well when you put it like that
It’s literally impossible to know for sure what he’s asserting unless it’s presented before a judge and adjudicated in a courtroom, like legally by definition
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
It’s literally impossible to know for sure what he’s asserting unless it’s presented before a judge and adjudicated in a courtroom, like legally by definition
Does Venezuela even export or produce fent?
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Does Venezuela even export or produce fent?
“But what about this totally unrelated thing that isn’t what’s happening?”
We’re not at war with Venezuela or drug cartels. The rules of engagement are different. What are we doing here?
We’re not at war with Venezuela or drug cartels. The rules of engagement are different. What are we doing here?
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
“But what about this totally unrelated thing that isn’t what’s happening?”
We’re not at war with Venezuela or drug cartels. The rules of engagement are different. What are we doing here?
We’re not at war with Venezuela or drug cartels. The rules of engagement are different. What are we doing here?
Even if they were, which they are not, that’s still not a crime worthy of a death sentence! And someone (literally and legally) cant be a “drug runner” until you’ve proven it in a courtroom
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Even if they were, which they are not, that’s still not a crime worthy of a death sentence! And someone (literally and legally) cant be a “drug runner” until you’ve proven it in a courtroom
I always carry hand sanitizer when riding the subway for this exact reason
November 29, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I always carry hand sanitizer when riding the subway for this exact reason
This would go so hard in ballroom
November 29, 2025 at 9:58 AM
This would go so hard in ballroom
Democratic*
November 29, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Democratic*
Not gonna lie I think it’s a big problem that we’ve just priced in and accept that Trump’s supporters are violent psychopaths, and then they just go ahead and name the reporters
November 29, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Not gonna lie I think it’s a big problem that we’ve just priced in and accept that Trump’s supporters are violent psychopaths, and then they just go ahead and name the reporters
Any idea why?
November 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Any idea why?
Yeah I should've prefaced by saying "on paper" and "whitewashed"
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Yeah I should've prefaced by saying "on paper" and "whitewashed"
I think we've got one foot in the Cool Zone if not about to take the leap
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I think we've got one foot in the Cool Zone if not about to take the leap
+ Shaking down law firms and universities, renaming bodies of water and mountains from anything not white coded, "Department of War, gutting all foreign aid and killing 600,000 people, having to see JD Vance's face, tanking the economy, etc. Things of that nature
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
+ Shaking down law firms and universities, renaming bodies of water and mountains from anything not white coded, "Department of War, gutting all foreign aid and killing 600,000 people, having to see JD Vance's face, tanking the economy, etc. Things of that nature
On Thanksgiving no less. You know, that holiday about different cultures coming together
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
On Thanksgiving no less. You know, that holiday about different cultures coming together
It's so goddamn funny how people talk about this admin seriously when their only priorities are: fuck all immigrants, tariff, ballroom, and extrajudicial murder for non-capital offenses. Very cool situation, feeling great
November 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so goddamn funny how people talk about this admin seriously when their only priorities are: fuck all immigrants, tariff, ballroom, and extrajudicial murder for non-capital offenses. Very cool situation, feeling great
Lone wolf maniacs with no priors or warning signs commit mass shootings all the time in America.
What difference does it make if he's from Afghanistan?
What difference does it make if he's from Afghanistan?
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Lone wolf maniacs with no priors or warning signs commit mass shootings all the time in America.
What difference does it make if he's from Afghanistan?
What difference does it make if he's from Afghanistan?