Dave Werk
@davewerk.bsky.social
Baltimore everything. Orioles. Ravens. (and weirdly also) West Virginia Mountaineers. Rottie pup dad. He/him
I was going through old texts looking for the date of something and came across a random TikTok that made me laugh so hard.
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I was going through old texts looking for the date of something and came across a random TikTok that made me laugh so hard.
I get irrationally excited about mundane things and this is one of them.
November 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I get irrationally excited about mundane things and this is one of them.
Teenage dog energy.
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Teenage dog energy.
Awful. If we are doing gold, let's go this direction...
November 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Awful. If we are doing gold, let's go this direction...
They sell them in the team storm and 🤮
November 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
They sell them in the team storm and 🤮
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it:
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it:
Every night, when we reach this stasis, I breathe a huge sigh of relief. Tonight: 10:54pm.
(It's usually earlier, but I was animated because of the election stuff)
(It's usually earlier, but I was animated because of the election stuff)
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Every night, when we reach this stasis, I breathe a huge sigh of relief. Tonight: 10:54pm.
(It's usually earlier, but I was animated because of the election stuff)
(It's usually earlier, but I was animated because of the election stuff)
I don't know how it will end up, but if I'm being honest, 50% at 88% reporting is a little disappointing.
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I don't know how it will end up, but if I'm being honest, 50% at 88% reporting is a little disappointing.
You guys know my lovely dog Eleanor at this point. There are SIGNS she's going into her first heat cycle. Our vet recommended 1 or 2 cycles before we get her fixed.
Just asking for tips. Advice. HEEEEEELP!!
Just asking for tips. Advice. HEEEEEELP!!
November 3, 2025 at 4:36 AM
You guys know my lovely dog Eleanor at this point. There are SIGNS she's going into her first heat cycle. Our vet recommended 1 or 2 cycles before we get her fixed.
Just asking for tips. Advice. HEEEEEELP!!
Just asking for tips. Advice. HEEEEEELP!!
Yeah $27M per...get good wigs.
October 31, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Yeah $27M per...get good wigs.
training and obedience commands 😑:
*do you feel in charge?*
*do you feel in charge?*
October 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
training and obedience commands 😑:
*do you feel in charge?*
*do you feel in charge?*
Updated dog pics: Eleanor on her place. She's coming around to it.
October 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Updated dog pics: Eleanor on her place. She's coming around to it.
Sometimes you have a really good weekend. You have downtime for your own being, you close loops, you spend time with people who are cool as hell. And also spent time with my favorite puppy.
Added pup tax...she's only 8 months. 😬
Added pup tax...she's only 8 months. 😬
October 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Sometimes you have a really good weekend. You have downtime for your own being, you close loops, you spend time with people who are cool as hell. And also spent time with my favorite puppy.
Added pup tax...she's only 8 months. 😬
Added pup tax...she's only 8 months. 😬
Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me...
October 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me...
I can has attention?
October 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I can has attention?
Thank you, Wes Moore. 🫰🫰🫰
Good riddance, (redacted).
Good riddance, (redacted).
October 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Thank you, Wes Moore. 🫰🫰🫰
Good riddance, (redacted).
Good riddance, (redacted).
This one while I was lounging and had my legs up on the desk made me laugh today. Eleanor is a good girl.
October 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This one while I was lounging and had my legs up on the desk made me laugh today. Eleanor is a good girl.
You have reposts and replies turned off so you're clearly not looking for context or a conversation, my guy.
September 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
You have reposts and replies turned off so you're clearly not looking for context or a conversation, my guy.
Eleanor's butt is the Batman signal
September 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Eleanor's butt is the Batman signal
This is not the way I wanted to find out no new information.
September 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
This is not the way I wanted to find out no new information.
For the like 18 of us who are still watching O's games lol. He's not wrong.
September 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
For the like 18 of us who are still watching O's games lol. He's not wrong.
