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Dave Rodland
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Geologist to the 3rd degree and (formerly) professional necromancer. Paleoecology, taphonomy, stratigraphy, marine biology ... all things Earth history. Living in the past and talking to dead things since the late Holocene.
Ooh, nice borings and attachment scars!
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Also appearing in the Caves of Sac Actun as the "poisonous venomtooth"!
Remipedes
The remipedes are small insect-like creatures that appeared in The Remipedes. They are multi-legged and blind. They live in caves in the deep ocean where they rely on their sense of hearing, smell, an...
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November 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Onychophora represent!!!
a close up of a slug with netflix written on the bottom right
Alt: Velvet worm hosing down prey with paired glue nozzles either side of the head
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November 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Always love a good shell bed!
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Alive is overrated.

<checks pulse>
<checks again>
November 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
That, and naming conventions... nobody's using Linnean taxonomy!
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
While I appreciate the original meme, I am a little frustrated by the tetrapod-centricity of most responses.

Picking invertebrates off my list, however, quickly runs into my inability to prioritize.
November 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Pop cultural? Eh, it'll stand.
November 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Honestly, you could do worse for ID keys.

Literally the only poo cultural representation for remipedes.
November 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
No potatoes? 🤨
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
As for drilling predation, frequencies vary from 0.1% successful attack to >30% in Cardiarina (!) but there are signs of size and/or taxon selection ... the little guys might not have been quite as rough on digestion as their larger cousins.
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
That last one is revisiting the classic Gould and Calloway paper (1980) ... replication is important!
November 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Lingulid pedicles are actually edible, and considered a delicacy in Korea (or so past students from Korea have assured me). Supposedly tastes like a light clam broth.

However (and this may be the anecdote you remember) their lophophore apparently will stick in one's throat.
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
No gatekeeping! Lots of university collections were built from the Wards catalog.
November 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
You better hope so!

Articulates typically have chemical deterrence so bad anemones will spit them out.

There's a story about a brachiopod worker who tried one just to see ... and then turned green puking his guts out.
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I would imagine, coming a decade after Ships That Pass In The Night!

Says something that I got through a graduate degree on early Triassic brachiopods in the '90s without that particular paper ever coming to my attention 🤣
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I don't know if sea stars leave recognizable predatory traces that could be used for similar studies though.
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I wonder if this was a case of mistaken identity (despite brachs having extremely effective chemical deterrent, optimistic gastropods still try to drill one on occasion). Drilling frequencies are typically much lower than on mollusks.
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Ooh, that's a lovely plectolophe!
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
So if you feel grossly inflated and incapable of moving after stuffing yourself to the gills yesterday, you are part of a classic ecological niche! Stay in, don't buy anything, let consumer capitalism go on without you.
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
There has been some debate historically, with some workers placing them outside of crown group Gastropoda. The general form is dextrally coiled, with one surface flattened and the living chamber expanding upwards as well as outwards during growth. It had an operculum, and movement seems impractical.
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM