dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻
@davemacleod.bsky.social
Internet stuff for Private Eye ⚡️ Indie landfill at trainboy.co.uk ⚡️ All views my nans
just occasionally there is a good news story
October 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
just occasionally there is a good news story
There are still some tickets left for my ill advised GIG in November supporting insanely brilliant Cure tribute the InCureables, if you love Robert Smith you won't be disappointed....
Tickets are here: wegottickets.com/event/667671/
Tickets are here: wegottickets.com/event/667671/
October 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
There are still some tickets left for my ill advised GIG in November supporting insanely brilliant Cure tribute the InCureables, if you love Robert Smith you won't be disappointed....
Tickets are here: wegottickets.com/event/667671/
Tickets are here: wegottickets.com/event/667671/
can all the flag shaggers kindly fuck off out of London thanks
September 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
can all the flag shaggers kindly fuck off out of London thanks
ok Jeff Bezos has really gone too far now
September 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
ok Jeff Bezos has really gone too far now
this might be the best celebration ever 🎉 🏆 #Lionesses #Euro2025
July 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
this might be the best celebration ever 🎉 🏆 #Lionesses #Euro2025
Amazing stuff from the #lionesses so many heroes on the pitch and a genius off it in Sarina Weigman 🏆
July 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Amazing stuff from the #lionesses so many heroes on the pitch and a genius off it in Sarina Weigman 🏆
Donald Trump is playing golf in Scotland if anyone wants to go along and show their support
July 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Donald Trump is playing golf in Scotland if anyone wants to go along and show their support
very lucky to see the insanely brilliant Wet Leg at the Electric Ballroom
July 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
very lucky to see the insanely brilliant Wet Leg at the Electric Ballroom
Cole Palmer wishing Donald Trump would get the fuck off the winners podium is glorious 😄 #ClubWorldCup
July 14, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Cole Palmer wishing Donald Trump would get the fuck off the winners podium is glorious 😄 #ClubWorldCup
perfect comedy timing from the Speaker at #PMQs calling Nigel Farage after Starmer promises to go after “the fraudsters, the grifters, the con artists no matter who they are” 😄
July 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
perfect comedy timing from the Speaker at #PMQs calling Nigel Farage after Starmer promises to go after “the fraudsters, the grifters, the con artists no matter who they are” 😄
real shame that Cristiano Ronaldo couldn’t be bothered to attend Diogo Jota’s funeral - he had a pressing engagement to tone his suntan aboard his millionaire yacht. what an absolute nobhead 🙄
July 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
real shame that Cristiano Ronaldo couldn’t be bothered to attend Diogo Jota’s funeral - he had a pressing engagement to tone his suntan aboard his millionaire yacht. what an absolute nobhead 🙄
if you love The Cure… my indietastic band trainboy are doing a gig with The Incureables, the UK’s *best* tribute to Robert Smith & co. Come see us! wegottickets.com/event/667671/
July 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
if you love The Cure… my indietastic band trainboy are doing a gig with The Incureables, the UK’s *best* tribute to Robert Smith & co. Come see us! wegottickets.com/event/667671/
I’m not sure how your evening is going but I’ve spent the last hour telling ChatGPT how much of a twat it is
June 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I’m not sure how your evening is going but I’ve spent the last hour telling ChatGPT how much of a twat it is
amazing apology from the Torygraph about their made up story 🫠 I thought it was an amusing tale so that’s a shame
June 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
amazing apology from the Torygraph about their made up story 🫠 I thought it was an amusing tale so that’s a shame
some happy news to start your weekend with 🥰
June 14, 2025 at 7:33 AM
some happy news to start your weekend with 🥰
just want to post this to annoy all the wrong people 😙
Arise Sir Sadiq!
Arise Sir Sadiq!
June 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
just want to post this to annoy all the wrong people 😙
Arise Sir Sadiq!
Arise Sir Sadiq!
just a quick reminder that Elon Musk calling out Donald Trump is brilliant and Donald Trump calling out Elon Musk is brilliant but both are still absolutely massive cunts
June 6, 2025 at 11:09 AM
just a quick reminder that Elon Musk calling out Donald Trump is brilliant and Donald Trump calling out Elon Musk is brilliant but both are still absolutely massive cunts
so just to catch up:
Elon says Trump is a paedo who should be impeached but he didn't have a problem with that when he bought the election for him
Trump says Elon is "mediocre" and a drug addict who definitely did a Nazi salute and should go back to Africa
GIVE ME MORE 🍿
Elon says Trump is a paedo who should be impeached but he didn't have a problem with that when he bought the election for him
Trump says Elon is "mediocre" and a drug addict who definitely did a Nazi salute and should go back to Africa
GIVE ME MORE 🍿
June 6, 2025 at 10:49 AM
so just to catch up:
Elon says Trump is a paedo who should be impeached but he didn't have a problem with that when he bought the election for him
Trump says Elon is "mediocre" and a drug addict who definitely did a Nazi salute and should go back to Africa
GIVE ME MORE 🍿
Elon says Trump is a paedo who should be impeached but he didn't have a problem with that when he bought the election for him
Trump says Elon is "mediocre" and a drug addict who definitely did a Nazi salute and should go back to Africa
GIVE ME MORE 🍿
top entertainment 🍿
June 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
top entertainment 🍿
Elon Musk explaining that he got a black eye from Lil X punching him
EVEN HIS OWN SON HATES HIM 😄
EVEN HIS OWN SON HATES HIM 😄
May 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Elon Musk explaining that he got a black eye from Lil X punching him
EVEN HIS OWN SON HATES HIM 😄
EVEN HIS OWN SON HATES HIM 😄
Elon Musk at the Trump conference wondering how long before he can get hold of another bag of ketamine
May 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Elon Musk at the Trump conference wondering how long before he can get hold of another bag of ketamine
Robert Jenrick is now jumping out from behind a bush and telling people to do their laces up
May 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Robert Jenrick is now jumping out from behind a bush and telling people to do their laces up