Dave Holmes
@daveholmes.bsky.social
Editor-at-Large, Esquire. Here’s a funky introduction of how nice I am.
What in the UCB sketch cram is going on here
This is Russian company "Idol" with their anthropomorphic, AI robot being shown for the first time
It takes a few steps and immediately falls over
The sound only makes it funnier
It takes a few steps and immediately falls over
The sound only makes it funnier
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
What in the UCB sketch cram is going on here
Right now on Fox News they’re discussing Melania Trump‘s legendary commitment to helping foster kids, so you know they know they are cooked.
November 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Right now on Fox News they’re discussing Melania Trump‘s legendary commitment to helping foster kids, so you know they know they are cooked.
I guess you become a ghoul so gradually you don’t notice
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I guess you become a ghoul so gradually you don’t notice
He loves comedy, and he loves loving comedy!
JD Vance: "I don't know if you saw this media circulating on social media, but the president met the president of Syria, al-Sharaa, in the Oval Office a couple of days ago, and he asked him, 'How many wives do you have?' Heh heh heh heh heh! Haaaaaa! Amazing comedic timing."
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
He loves comedy, and he loves loving comedy!
Reposted by Dave Holmes
Sustainable band lineups include four cool people (Ramones), four dorks (Weezer), or two cool people and two dorks (Cheap Trick). Unsustainable band lineups include one cool person and three dorks (Pixies)
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Sustainable band lineups include four cool people (Ramones), four dorks (Weezer), or two cool people and two dorks (Cheap Trick). Unsustainable band lineups include one cool person and three dorks (Pixies)
I love that Kim Davis lost, I love that she has to pay the couple’s legal fees, but you cannot make me hate someone who gave the world this:
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I love that Kim Davis lost, I love that she has to pay the couple’s legal fees, but you cannot make me hate someone who gave the world this:
Best cover of all time? Experts say yes. youtu.be/MgJiSwEhrt4?...
Any Trouble - The Name of the Game (Live)
YouTube video by marrcus
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Best cover of all time? Experts say yes. youtu.be/MgJiSwEhrt4?...
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Hey @schumer.senate.gov how about don’t
November 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Hey @schumer.senate.gov how about don’t
I love how he says a dumb thing, then says “in other words” and says the same dumb thing in the same words.
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I love how he says a dumb thing, then says “in other words” and says the same dumb thing in the same words.
…and the fight is funded by OUR MONEY.
The Trump administration is now literally *fighting* to deny food to 42 million people, more than a third of them children.
Read that again.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...
Read that again.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
…and the fight is funded by OUR MONEY.
It is truly shocking how low the bar is set for this man every single day, how much he would gain by clearing it, and how he cannot do it. Act like the second-rottenest vegetable in the dumpster, once, and one million pieces about how you have matured into the job will be written. YET HE CANNOT!
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It is truly shocking how low the bar is set for this man every single day, how much he would gain by clearing it, and how he cannot do it. Act like the second-rottenest vegetable in the dumpster, once, and one million pieces about how you have matured into the job will be written. YET HE CANNOT!
Makes you wish there was still a way for images to endure because this would be one hell of an enduring image.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Makes you wish there was still a way for images to endure because this would be one hell of an enduring image.
Awesome, make it look like some dipshit Palm Beach boutique where you buy ovals.
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Awesome, make it look like some dipshit Palm Beach boutique where you buy ovals.
Still very weird that the president of the united states thinks you need ID at a grocery store.
Trump: "It's time for Republicans to do what they have to do and that's terminate the filibuster ... we should start tonight with 'the country's open, congratulations,' then we should pass voted ID, we should pass no mail in voting ... you go to a grocery store, you have to give ID."
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Still very weird that the president of the united states thinks you need ID at a grocery store.
Here’s another thing that made my heart feel good. youtu.be/cvcnsTShzVI?...
Live at Franks Famous C&W Presents JJ Fad @ The Wrecka Stow
YouTube video by Famous Hip Hop Radio
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Here’s another thing that made my heart feel good. youtu.be/cvcnsTShzVI?...
Dibs on Portnoy’s place.
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Dibs on Portnoy’s place.
Reposted by Dave Holmes
“Donald Trump. I have four words for you. Turn the volume up.”
Goddamn Mamdani just told this dude COME AT ME
Goddamn Mamdani just told this dude COME AT ME
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
“Donald Trump. I have four words for you. Turn the volume up.”
Goddamn Mamdani just told this dude COME AT ME
Goddamn Mamdani just told this dude COME AT ME
Huge win for the aloof partner community
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Huge win for the aloof partner community
This thread will make your morning.
Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
November 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This thread will make your morning.
They’ve all been extremely funny, but the most recent print Onion made laugh myself hoarse. My dog looked at me with such concern.
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November 4, 2025 at 5:22 AM
They’ve all been extremely funny, but the most recent print Onion made laugh myself hoarse. My dog looked at me with such concern.
GodDAMN this made me happy. youtu.be/cvcnsTShzVI?...
Live at Franks Famous C&W Presents JJ Fad @ The Wrecka Stow
YouTube video by Famous Hip Hop Radio
youtu.be
November 1, 2025 at 5:32 AM
GodDAMN this made me happy. youtu.be/cvcnsTShzVI?...
World Series is a good time to tell you that when the Tampa Bay Devil Rays happened, I didn’t know that was marine life and I thought it was a ray the devil would shoot at you from his eyes to make you die or be evil. Happy World Series, everyone.
November 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
World Series is a good time to tell you that when the Tampa Bay Devil Rays happened, I didn’t know that was marine life and I thought it was a ray the devil would shoot at you from his eyes to make you die or be evil. Happy World Series, everyone.