Jake!
datajake.bsky.social
Jake!
@datajake.bsky.social
Desert boi far from home. Colonizing this site for lib Twitter.
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October 5, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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The most important part of republican fascism is the demand you must be nice to them.
June 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Drinking red wine makes me feel like an aristocratic / vampire, and I love it
May 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
All y'all had to do was vote for the coconut lady, and all this would have never happened
May 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
May 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Hi
April 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Yep, this is the worst thing I've typed on this site so far
Can't wait to be a homesteader in the Alberta territories with my former e-girl turned tradwife and 5 kids in 2035
January 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Can't wait to be a homesteader in the Alberta territories with my former e-girl turned tradwife and 5 kids in 2035
January 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Rate Friday's dinner vibes
December 29, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Remember: Santa Jake knows if you've been bad or good, act accordingly
December 25, 2024 at 6:08 AM
First post sickness selfies :)
December 21, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Finally, it's good to get some recognition around here!
December 15, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Oh, it's fine that most of the media is bowing down to him! 🙄
JUST IN: A day after Trump and George Stephanopoulos were ordered to appear for depositions, they settled the case.

ABC has agreed to make a $15 million contribution to Trump presidential museum/foundation and air an apology for mischaracterizing the E. Jean Carroll verdict.
December 15, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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December 13, 2024 at 8:34 PM
4 degrees is insane, Milwaukee!
December 12, 2024 at 7:07 AM
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How about you marvel at some bitches
December 12, 2024 at 4:59 AM
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I feel like a lot of people who think it's impossible to have a left that's "friendly to men" need to reckon with the fact that we have currently a left that's friendly to white people and that works fine and doesn't compromise ideals
December 2, 2024 at 5:08 PM
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Tips *shouldn’t* exist but that’s because everyone should be paid a living goddamned wage and not have to rely on optional tips to survive when they work 40+ hours per week in a grueling job.
it is telling to me that the people who actually work tipped jobs are all in favor of tipping well, while it’s always people who don’t who are all “tips shouldn’t exist anyway and have you considered never eating out ever as a protest”
I wonder how much of this is not knowing ppl who work tipped jobs for a living, or haven't worked one themselves for decades. Part of the reason I'm so adamant about tipping 20% or more is I have many friends who depend on tipped minimum wage job so I know how important it is first and second-hand
December 2, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 29, 2024 at 2:08 PM
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They expect one of us in the wreckage brother
November 28, 2024 at 1:35 AM
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November 24, 2024 at 1:33 PM
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blocklists are bad because what if i was in one and people blocked me. ever thought about that
November 24, 2024 at 11:32 AM
Club fit
November 24, 2024 at 3:49 AM
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they should make a fall/winter that doesn't have only 9 hours of sunlight
November 23, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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November 23, 2024 at 4:42 PM