Darren Whitfield
@darrenwhitfield.bsky.social
Actor, writer, photographer. Ex-BMXer. Northern. YNWA
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2721115/
https://app.spotlight.com/5413-6728-2946
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2721115/
https://app.spotlight.com/5413-6728-2946
With top off?
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
With top off?
Scary to think he was the UK's biggest-selling singles artist of the 1980s. 😳
I mean, c'mon, FFS.
I mean, c'mon, FFS.
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Scary to think he was the UK's biggest-selling singles artist of the 1980s. 😳
I mean, c'mon, FFS.
I mean, c'mon, FFS.
I bet that feels bizarre. I can't do contacts at all. My eyes just water constantly.
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I bet that feels bizarre. I can't do contacts at all. My eyes just water constantly.
Well that's made me feel a bit better. 😬
I'm getting used to them but it's an odd sensation. I'm lucky in that my long sight is perfect but my reading vision is deteriorating rapidly. So my prescription is only on the bottom of the lens. Nothing needed up top.
I'm getting used to them but it's an odd sensation. I'm lucky in that my long sight is perfect but my reading vision is deteriorating rapidly. So my prescription is only on the bottom of the lens. Nothing needed up top.
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Well that's made me feel a bit better. 😬
I'm getting used to them but it's an odd sensation. I'm lucky in that my long sight is perfect but my reading vision is deteriorating rapidly. So my prescription is only on the bottom of the lens. Nothing needed up top.
I'm getting used to them but it's an odd sensation. I'm lucky in that my long sight is perfect but my reading vision is deteriorating rapidly. So my prescription is only on the bottom of the lens. Nothing needed up top.
Yeah, because the first thing I think of when his name is mentioned is discretion. So I'm pleased he's not going to hold back for once. 🙄
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Yeah, because the first thing I think of when his name is mentioned is discretion. So I'm pleased he's not going to hold back for once. 🙄
Wasn't this an episode of Jonathan Creek?
November 28, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Wasn't this an episode of Jonathan Creek?
Sacking Slot isn't the answer in my opinion but I wouldn't be shocked if FSG were looking at their options. It's bizarre.
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Sacking Slot isn't the answer in my opinion but I wouldn't be shocked if FSG were looking at their options. It's bizarre.
My personal favourite. Minor because he only appeared in three Fast Show sketches as far as I remember.
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
My personal favourite. Minor because he only appeared in three Fast Show sketches as far as I remember.
The League of Gentlemen. It's a bit mad but stay with it. Dark humour but you'd expect nothing less from them. Really surprised you've never watched it.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The League of Gentlemen. It's a bit mad but stay with it. Dark humour but you'd expect nothing less from them. Really surprised you've never watched it.
Boobs. Ass. Anal.
This year has been death, divorce and dementia so I'll take that. 😬
This year has been death, divorce and dementia so I'll take that. 😬
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Boobs. Ass. Anal.
This year has been death, divorce and dementia so I'll take that. 😬
This year has been death, divorce and dementia so I'll take that. 😬
God I love dogs. Just the absolute best. Pillocks. All of them.
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
God I love dogs. Just the absolute best. Pillocks. All of them.
It's all on iPlayer. Definitely worth watching.
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It's all on iPlayer. Definitely worth watching.
Still worth watching though as he's only in small bits. It's about much more than one character. Steve, Reece and Mark play ninety odd characters in total.
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Still worth watching though as he's only in small bits. It's about much more than one character. Steve, Reece and Mark play ninety odd characters in total.
YOU NEVER WATCHED IT!?
Amend that immediately, Fi. It's brilliant.
Amend that immediately, Fi. It's brilliant.
November 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
YOU NEVER WATCHED IT!?
Amend that immediately, Fi. It's brilliant.
Amend that immediately, Fi. It's brilliant.
Ruben Interim is still my favourite name for him. 😁
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Ruben Interim is still my favourite name for him. 😁