Darren Whitfield
@darrenwhitfield.bsky.social
Actor, writer, photographer. Ex-BMXer. Northern. YNWA
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2721115/
https://app.spotlight.com/5413-6728-2946
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2721115/
https://app.spotlight.com/5413-6728-2946
If the modern LED street lights were even half as bright as modern LED car headlights we wouldn't need headlights on cars at all because it'd be like feckin daylight all night.
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November 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
If the modern LED street lights were even half as bright as modern LED car headlights we wouldn't need headlights on cars at all because it'd be like feckin daylight all night.
I've watched this 9846 times. 😂 Dogs are ace.
November 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I've watched this 9846 times. 😂 Dogs are ace.
Old bastard post KLAXON. Got my first pair of varifocals. Weird but good in a handy-not-having-to-constantly-take-my-glasses-on-and-off-all-the-time way. However, I can't see my feet. Which could be problematic. Particularly at height.
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Old bastard post KLAXON. Got my first pair of varifocals. Weird but good in a handy-not-having-to-constantly-take-my-glasses-on-and-off-all-the-time way. However, I can't see my feet. Which could be problematic. Particularly at height.
Anyway.
G'night.
G'night.
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Anyway.
G'night.
G'night.
*puffs out cheeks*
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
*puffs out cheeks*
Absolutely baffling.
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Absolutely baffling.
Bit of Judo. 😳
In case you missed it!
Ruesha Littlejohn received a red card after things got a bit heated. Judo tossing Hannah Cain to the ground. Already winning by 3 adding a bit of injury to the insult innit?
Ruesha Littlejohn received a red card after things got a bit heated. Judo tossing Hannah Cain to the ground. Already winning by 3 adding a bit of injury to the insult innit?
November 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Bit of Judo. 😳
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Last ask, I swear. Local film makers shooting a story written by my excellent, clever and funny school writers group. Ignore the figures here. We're £350 short with three days to go. If you've bunged us some money THANK YOU. If you'd like to, THANK YOU. ❤️
www.spacehive.com/angeline#/la...
www.spacehive.com/angeline#/la...
Angeline - A film by Dallas Road Primary
'Angeline', a film by Dallas Road Primary School, created with Lancaster Film Initiative and Ian Martin.
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November 24, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Last ask, I swear. Local film makers shooting a story written by my excellent, clever and funny school writers group. Ignore the figures here. We're £350 short with three days to go. If you've bunged us some money THANK YOU. If you'd like to, THANK YOU. ❤️
www.spacehive.com/angeline#/la...
www.spacehive.com/angeline#/la...
Well, I'm absolutely lost for words. Crackers.
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Well, I'm absolutely lost for words. Crackers.
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Only just found out a mood ring isn't a peri-menopause support group.
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Only just found out a mood ring isn't a peri-menopause support group.
There's an awful lot of people still wearing shorts who aren't posties or parcel couriers. It's a bizarre phenomenon. Wear what you like, obviously. But I've got jeans on and I'm freezing. You must be cold. #ItsNotBigAndItsNotClever
November 22, 2025 at 11:41 AM
There's an awful lot of people still wearing shorts who aren't posties or parcel couriers. It's a bizarre phenomenon. Wear what you like, obviously. But I've got jeans on and I'm freezing. You must be cold. #ItsNotBigAndItsNotClever
My sister sent me this. We lost dad in May this year and mam had to move into a home because she has dementia which is now quite bad. However, I had a little cry at this. Not bad for a 91 year old. ❤️❤️
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My sister sent me this. We lost dad in May this year and mam had to move into a home because she has dementia which is now quite bad. However, I had a little cry at this. Not bad for a 91 year old. ❤️❤️
I knew they were doing a second SISU film but I didn't realise it was out already. Definitely going to see that as the first one was a hoot. Hopefully it's a decent follow up.
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I knew they were doing a second SISU film but I didn't realise it was out already. Definitely going to see that as the first one was a hoot. Hopefully it's a decent follow up.
Can we retire footballer in expensive commercial does overhead kick, please. It was boring 20 years ago but here we are.
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Can we retire footballer in expensive commercial does overhead kick, please. It was boring 20 years ago but here we are.
Terrible news about Mani. His poor kids losing both their mam and then their dad in the space of a couple of years is awful. RIP.
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Terrible news about Mani. His poor kids losing both their mam and then their dad in the space of a couple of years is awful. RIP.
It's currently -1 but there's been no moisture in the air so zero frost or ice on the car. Which is nice. Cold but dry.
November 20, 2025 at 7:22 AM
It's currently -1 but there's been no moisture in the air so zero frost or ice on the car. Which is nice. Cold but dry.
Heated tournament table for the win. 🔥
November 19, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Heated tournament table for the win. 🔥
One for @hassinator.bsky.social - a bit of vintage Helly Hansen.
November 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
One for @hassinator.bsky.social - a bit of vintage Helly Hansen.
Always amuses me when the snooker commentators say "there's more than one way to win" when talking about Selby's style of play. A polite way of saying he's won but it was as dull as ditch water.
November 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Always amuses me when the snooker commentators say "there's more than one way to win" when talking about Selby's style of play. A polite way of saying he's won but it was as dull as ditch water.
I know he's won 4 world championships but Christ Mark Selby doesn't half drag the game. First frame of the session and 30 minutes over the last red. This frame they're threatened with a re-rack with Selby 40 points up.
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I know he's won 4 world championships but Christ Mark Selby doesn't half drag the game. First frame of the session and 30 minutes over the last red. This frame they're threatened with a re-rack with Selby 40 points up.
I know it's not been the most difficult of groups but fair play to England. That's been pretty comprehensive. Well played.
November 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I know it's not been the most difficult of groups but fair play to England. That's been pretty comprehensive. Well played.