don't do this to yourself

such handsome!!!

It's a sequel to my touring production of Act 1 down the aisles of Lidl which admittedly received mixed reviews

maybe a little ill will!!!!!

1) lined
2) wool
3) dress pants
4) plus size
5) women
you can have 2 of these and neither can be "wool"

I would swim the Atlantic for a bite of that, I love lemon 🤩

The leaves are from a new plate and I am so pleased with it! fiddly as hell but so cute

I for one welcome my new Bean Overlord (gender neutral), maybe if we had more autistic people in charge the trains would actually run on time

that's fucked up!

everything I've achieved so far I did despite. trying not to think too much about what else could have been possible

tbh this has been a problem for years now and I suspect the major issue is developmental editing. Especially new authors don't seem to get the benefit of having somebody tell them how to fix the (understandable! normal!) problems with their stories the way they used to

also WHERE ARE THE EDITORS. why are we not preventing this. why do we allow perfectly good potential to stay buried when a lot of these novels could be massively improved by basic editing.

I told a friend yesterday and she was like "can I say congrats? yes actually you should celebrate" 😅 because now I know it's not my fault, it really IS easier for other people

as it is written in the ancient texts: me and who

my unhinged tip is using a vibrator on the muscles to relax them, you have to experiment with the intensity and the exact spots to aim it at but it really does loosen everything up

this is so bleak

I'm getting physio on mine currently and yesterday my jaw clicked so hard when bro was moving it around that he went "oh boy oh boy" 💀 and everybody tells you to just "reduce stress" as if that's ever how it works!