sheryl
@darktapestry.bsky.social
aka Suriel. maker, widow, spoonie, dog mom, former goth rockstar, backyard birder, local cryptid. ace/pan, she/her. Fuck genAI.
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sheryl
@darktapestry.bsky.social
· Jun 7
Team Waiting So Long to Empty the Dishwasher That the Pile of Dirty Dishes is Enough to Refill It
Talking with a friend about books, and I think I successfully convinced her that her love of paranormal romance wasn't "trashy", and there aren't "better" or "more valuable" books. Read what you want, forever. Fuck the gatekeepers and the voice of shame in your head ❤️
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Talking with a friend about books, and I think I successfully convinced her that her love of paranormal romance wasn't "trashy", and there aren't "better" or "more valuable" books. Read what you want, forever. Fuck the gatekeepers and the voice of shame in your head ❤️
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"I'm certain if there were a monster roaming around northern England, we'd have seen it on the telly."
All shot using real lighting, figures and miniatures.
#americanwerewolfinlondon #photography #miniatures #horror #werewolf
All shot using real lighting, figures and miniatures.
#americanwerewolfinlondon #photography #miniatures #horror #werewolf
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"I'm certain if there were a monster roaming around northern England, we'd have seen it on the telly."
All shot using real lighting, figures and miniatures.
#americanwerewolfinlondon #photography #miniatures #horror #werewolf
All shot using real lighting, figures and miniatures.
#americanwerewolfinlondon #photography #miniatures #horror #werewolf
Grocery delivery people:
I am IMPLORING you to stop wearing heavy perfume, remove the cheap air fresheners from your car, and maybe don't smoke in the 3 block drive to my house
No love,
Someone who now has a migraine from your shitty cologne & has to air her fucking groceries outside 🤬🤢😣
I am IMPLORING you to stop wearing heavy perfume, remove the cheap air fresheners from your car, and maybe don't smoke in the 3 block drive to my house
No love,
Someone who now has a migraine from your shitty cologne & has to air her fucking groceries outside 🤬🤢😣
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Grocery delivery people:
I am IMPLORING you to stop wearing heavy perfume, remove the cheap air fresheners from your car, and maybe don't smoke in the 3 block drive to my house
No love,
Someone who now has a migraine from your shitty cologne & has to air her fucking groceries outside 🤬🤢😣
I am IMPLORING you to stop wearing heavy perfume, remove the cheap air fresheners from your car, and maybe don't smoke in the 3 block drive to my house
No love,
Someone who now has a migraine from your shitty cologne & has to air her fucking groceries outside 🤬🤢😣
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Let's get as many eyes on this as possible.
so hey, I know I am always advocating shop indie and small business. But we REALLY need to stay the fuck away from Walmart.
They're selling literal Nazi merch online.
This is the reality we are living in.
Jesus fuck.
I will be calling 1-800-WALMART
(1-800-925-6278) multiple times a day every day.
They're selling literal Nazi merch online.
This is the reality we are living in.
Jesus fuck.
I will be calling 1-800-WALMART
(1-800-925-6278) multiple times a day every day.
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Let's get as many eyes on this as possible.
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Make new things, including friends.
Make paintings, songs, and books.
Make enchanted daggers of ancient goblin bones.
Make a cloak of moss, enspell it with dark magic, and become a wandering legend of the wildlands.
Make paintings, songs, and books.
Make enchanted daggers of ancient goblin bones.
Make a cloak of moss, enspell it with dark magic, and become a wandering legend of the wildlands.
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Make new things, including friends.
Make paintings, songs, and books.
Make enchanted daggers of ancient goblin bones.
Make a cloak of moss, enspell it with dark magic, and become a wandering legend of the wildlands.
Make paintings, songs, and books.
Make enchanted daggers of ancient goblin bones.
Make a cloak of moss, enspell it with dark magic, and become a wandering legend of the wildlands.
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www.gofundme.com/f/dff9s-help...
This is my friend Isabella and her dog Odin. Unfortunately he had some frightening medical issues last week and their insurance is maxed out 🥺 I said I’d share it with my friends so here I am 🧡
This is my friend Isabella and her dog Odin. Unfortunately he had some frightening medical issues last week and their insurance is maxed out 🥺 I said I’d share it with my friends so here I am 🧡
Donate to Help Odin, organized by Isabella Nunns
Odin is a 5 year old German shepherd. He has become very unwell with an unknown issue that we are desperately… Isabella Nunns needs your support for Help Odin
www.gofundme.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:11 PM
www.gofundme.com/f/dff9s-help...
This is my friend Isabella and her dog Odin. Unfortunately he had some frightening medical issues last week and their insurance is maxed out 🥺 I said I’d share it with my friends so here I am 🧡
This is my friend Isabella and her dog Odin. Unfortunately he had some frightening medical issues last week and their insurance is maxed out 🥺 I said I’d share it with my friends so here I am 🧡
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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The unicorn listened intently. Somewhere in the forest, someone innocent was singing.
The unicorn followed the sound, found the singer, and laid down with their head in the singer's lap.
"bottles of-"
The young orc fell silent, smiled shyly, then resumed singing.
"Beer on the wall..."
The unicorn followed the sound, found the singer, and laid down with their head in the singer's lap.
"bottles of-"
The young orc fell silent, smiled shyly, then resumed singing.
"Beer on the wall..."
November 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The unicorn listened intently. Somewhere in the forest, someone innocent was singing.
The unicorn followed the sound, found the singer, and laid down with their head in the singer's lap.
"bottles of-"
The young orc fell silent, smiled shyly, then resumed singing.
"Beer on the wall..."
The unicorn followed the sound, found the singer, and laid down with their head in the singer's lap.
"bottles of-"
The young orc fell silent, smiled shyly, then resumed singing.
"Beer on the wall..."
Oh shit, there was an even prettier sticker on the mail-in ballot instructions
November 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Oh shit, there was an even prettier sticker on the mail-in ballot instructions
Post a bird announcing Dick Cheney is dead. 🪶
November 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Post a bird announcing Dick Cheney is dead. 🪶
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November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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this is delightful, and may it delight you
Sunday = fun day~ wild bears playing at a public playground, captured by someone just passing by~🐻
November 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
this is delightful, and may it delight you
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When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean
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sending congratulations to Japan on their victory over Canada tonight, since the United States no longer officially views the accomplishments of immigrants as a demonstration of American achievement
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
sending congratulations to Japan on their victory over Canada tonight, since the United States no longer officially views the accomplishments of immigrants as a demonstration of American achievement
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A spaceship landed in the park. A door dilated. A strange-looking alien with artificial antennae made from tin foil emerged.
"Greetings, Earthlings!! We come in..." It consulted a device. "In trick or treat?"
"Greetings, Earthlings!! We come in..." It consulted a device. "In trick or treat?"
October 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
A spaceship landed in the park. A door dilated. A strange-looking alien with artificial antennae made from tin foil emerged.
"Greetings, Earthlings!! We come in..." It consulted a device. "In trick or treat?"
"Greetings, Earthlings!! We come in..." It consulted a device. "In trick or treat?"
do I get extra goth points for uploading a Bela Lugosi poster on Halloween?
October 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM
do I get extra goth points for uploading a Bela Lugosi poster on Halloween?
I'm so glad I bought 11lbs* of 100% wool clothing this week 🫠
*7lbs of that is vintage navy peacoat so it's not quite as outrageous as it sounds, but it'll be December before I can wear it at this rate 😭
*7lbs of that is vintage navy peacoat so it's not quite as outrageous as it sounds, but it'll be December before I can wear it at this rate 😭
October 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I'm so glad I bought 11lbs* of 100% wool clothing this week 🫠
*7lbs of that is vintage navy peacoat so it's not quite as outrageous as it sounds, but it'll be December before I can wear it at this rate 😭
*7lbs of that is vintage navy peacoat so it's not quite as outrageous as it sounds, but it'll be December before I can wear it at this rate 😭
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The reason Charles was praying with the Pope is to ask him how best to handle an ongoing nonce sitch
Imagining a situation room somewhere under Buckingham palace where they're sliding little figures of nobility and clergy around the country, trying not to let the paedophilia become too concentrated in one area
'Moving Andrew well away from Windsor was clearly felt the better option. More live, infantilising graphics as we have them.'
October 31, 2025 at 10:44 AM
The reason Charles was praying with the Pope is to ask him how best to handle an ongoing nonce sitch
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If you give a child a can of corn or a box of hamburger helper, I will personally come haunt you until you die
I don't know what's worse, the fact that I'm surprised by this headline or the fact that I probably shouldn't be:
October 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
If you give a child a can of corn or a box of hamburger helper, I will personally come haunt you until you die
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October 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Ok, NOW I have enough wool skirts
(but if you spot a long black Pendleton with a 36" waist, you let me know me, ok?)
(but if you spot a long black Pendleton with a 36" waist, you let me know me, ok?)
October 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Ok, NOW I have enough wool skirts
(but if you spot a long black Pendleton with a 36" waist, you let me know me, ok?)
(but if you spot a long black Pendleton with a 36" waist, you let me know me, ok?)
Notes to self because it's that sort of day:
* Progress isn't linear
* It's ok to have bad days
* Rest is productive
* You're more than what you accomplish
* You do not need more wool skirts, get off eBay & ShopGoodwill
* Progress isn't linear
* It's ok to have bad days
* Rest is productive
* You're more than what you accomplish
* You do not need more wool skirts, get off eBay & ShopGoodwill
October 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Notes to self because it's that sort of day:
* Progress isn't linear
* It's ok to have bad days
* Rest is productive
* You're more than what you accomplish
* You do not need more wool skirts, get off eBay & ShopGoodwill
* Progress isn't linear
* It's ok to have bad days
* Rest is productive
* You're more than what you accomplish
* You do not need more wool skirts, get off eBay & ShopGoodwill