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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom
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Text on green background: I think, therefore I am Pissed Off
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Black cat with white paws, licking his chops.
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Nice morning if cold. #ThatDevon
Sunrise over a broad estuary with a pontoon and small boats in the middle distance. The horizon is orange and gold, the sun just visible. Blue sky streaked with thin cloud in places.
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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I made my Christmas cake a month ago. It gets a pub measure of brandy each week.
Christmas cake in a baking tin.
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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He liked using human things.
Dark grey cat sitting on a green plastic garden chair.
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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This is the original #catpest, Charlie. The best cat who ever lived.
Grey cat drinking from a green and white Big Sleep mug
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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#SundayPixOffTheBeatenTrack on #Dartmoor, much of which has no beaten tracks. This champ seemed to know where he was going
Low fog on a green rock-strewn hillside. Just discernible is the figure of a man.
November 23, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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No idea, none, why I’m getting the evils, but evils I am getting. He went the that door of his own accord and can push back through it if he wants to #catpest
Sitting room with bookcase, stairs and glass door into a hallway. Behind the glass door a black cat is hunched, glaring.
November 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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#caturday and the #catpest approaches, licking his chops. It’s hard to get a good photo of him because when I bend down with the phone, he thinks I’m inviting him for a cuddle, the tart. #cats #catsky
Black cat with white toes and a white throat, licking his nose.
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Friday. After 17.00. The weekend beckons. #WhatAreYouDrinking?

Classic #Cosmopolitan for me.
Pink drink in a bulbous gin glass with a dark blue stem and foot and a gold rim.
November 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Found a new footpath today. With Stiles. #walking
Mud track between stone walls. Wooden stile with mud on Mud path across a field, sea in the far distance. Bright sun and blue sky.
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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#GoodLunch*

*dinner
Beef casserole with butter beans, mashed potato peas and green beans.
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Went for a walk. To Sainsbo’s. #walking
Muddy woodland path. Same path beside a brook reflecting blue sky. The brook with rampant herniate and distant trees in bright sunlight.
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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I finished knitting my stripey socks.
Feet in lurid striped socks.
November 16, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Done me socks! #knitting
My feet in lurid striped socks.
November 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Perfect. #eggclub
A boiled egg with the top off, showing a sticky yolk. It’s in an eggcup on a white plate next to a slice of sourdough toast.
November 16, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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#Caturday

‘Nuff said.
Black cat with white throat in a kittyloaf on a white bed.
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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You’re wrong, as usual.
Cover of a book called ‘Why fish don’t exist’.
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Black cat with green eyes and an outraged expression. Text reads GOOD LORD.
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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I mopped the floor yesterday. *Weeps*
Hall floor and towel covered in muddy paw prints.
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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#GoodLunch*

*dinner

#MacaroniCheese
Macaroni cheese, nicely browned, in a white dish.
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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‘And what do YOU want, housekeeper?’

#catpest
Black cat with white paws and a white throat, lying on a dark blue velvet sofa, with embroidered yellow, teal and red cushions behind him.
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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#GoodLunch

Dinner, in fact, but never waste a hashtag.
Roast duck leg, shredded cabbage and potatoes booulangères. Little jug of gravy on the side. Glass of pink wine.
November 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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It is #caturday and in the usual tradition, here is the #catpest. #cats #catsky
Black cat with white paws lying on his side on a blue, grey and white striped duvet.
November 8, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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First sock! #knitting
Purple pink green and yellow striped sock. On a foot.
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM