Caliban Darklock
darklock.com
Caliban Darklock
@darklock.com
Professor of badass, world's smartest juggalo, and massive turbo weeb. He/him. Jump up my Discord - discord.gg/wgQrgzkw2A
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Seriously, start collecting assets and just throw a few bucks at it every now and again, over time it REALLY adds up.
December 5, 2025 at 12:05 PM
And yes I did buy it just now, exactly as I'm recommending you should.
December 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Remember: when pursuing "inbox zero," all numbers are equivalent to zero if you don't give a shit
December 5, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Well, I suppose I should have a look.
December 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
DICKS for harsh weather and big, bold adventures
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 AM
This also takes way less time than I expected. It's like two minutes per frame. I was thinking I wouldn't be able to get it much below five.

Note also that session recording is always, always, always on... just in case someone EVER says "that's AI" about ANYTHING
December 2, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Painting my custom character design over stock sprite animations, I'm very happy with this because it lets me have my own art style without making me animate everything myself
December 2, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I don't want to go! But I wish I could!
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
That half-empty bottle of Windex isn't for show.

Seriously, I made cleaning my tablet the Thing I Do when I start drawing, and now whenever I smell Windex I want to art
December 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Got me eyeing this sale tho
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This is rather a milestone. I've never had this much money at once in GTA Online.
November 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Bold of you to assume I can't do sick kickflips
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I gues I can afford to pick up a superyacht and still make up the difference so I can expect to get a mansion next month
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 AM
"accidentally"
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Nice
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This is the future tech bros want to sell you and I think we can all agree not only that we are unwilling to pay for it, but whoever made this shit owes us money for making us look at it
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I mean my immediate thoughts were Splice and Jenifer, both of which are variations of "men will get themselves in all kinds of trouble putting their dick where they shouldn't"
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The thing about being a game developer is that more than half of these are games I do not actually want to play, but they are popular and have unusual mechanics so I need to look at them for professional reasons.
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I haven't played Buckshot Roulette, it looks like some edgelord bullshit and I don't care. Actually I probably should, I have heard enough people talk about its mechanics that I should look at them myself
November 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Okay one more round of "games people have told me are fun"
November 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Time to play some things my friends have told me are cool
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Someone posted something the other day that wasn't all that noteworthy as a whole, but just over the ankle was this little divot where the hamstring meets the butt and ♥️ that attention to detail. One. Little. Thing.

The people who appreciate these things in your art are the ONLY people that matter.
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Remember: Hellraiser is not a movie, it is a religion
November 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM