Dapper Cardinal
@dappercardinal.bsky.social
Jazz, Utah 🏈 and 🏀, Seahawks, Mariners, Cardinals, Mammoth. Asexual. He/Him. You know me from the bird app. Free Palestine!
Wait so Arizona St. losing yesterday means Utah has zero chance at the CFP right? Well in that case, let's go UCF!!
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Wait so Arizona St. losing yesterday means Utah has zero chance at the CFP right? Well in that case, let's go UCF!!
Close enough. Welcome back Pac-12 After Dark
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Close enough. Welcome back Pac-12 After Dark
Texas A&M lmao come on. We're really about to get a Georgia/Alabama SEC title game again aren't we?
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Texas A&M lmao come on. We're really about to get a Georgia/Alabama SEC title game again aren't we?
Listen idk if its worth cheering for BYU to win for the chance for Utah to make the CFP when in all reality Utah would probably get embarrassed by Texas Tech or someone else by how we've been playing recently...
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Listen idk if its worth cheering for BYU to win for the chance for Utah to make the CFP when in all reality Utah would probably get embarrassed by Texas Tech or someone else by how we've been playing recently...
Theo Johnson or Kimani Vidal in my flex this week?
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Theo Johnson or Kimani Vidal in my flex this week?
Yep thats the Bryson Barnes I know and don't miss
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Yep thats the Bryson Barnes I know and don't miss
I forgot Bryson Barnes transferred to Utah State lmao
November 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I forgot Bryson Barnes transferred to Utah State lmao
The Bears are proving themselves this year
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The Bears are proving themselves this year
Wait i gotta cheer for BYU to win for Utah to have a chance at the CFP?
November 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Wait i gotta cheer for BYU to win for Utah to have a chance at the CFP?
Okay well fuck me I guess
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Okay well fuck me I guess
Listen I like Dampier but I feel like we'd be winning if we were playing Byrd Ficklin
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Listen I like Dampier but I feel like we'd be winning if we were playing Byrd Ficklin
I can't believe i have to watch a Morgan Scalley defense without alcohol. Like sure I can day drink but I'd rather not
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I can't believe i have to watch a Morgan Scalley defense without alcohol. Like sure I can day drink but I'd rather not
I swear to god if we let Kansas run all over us like we did Kansas St we better just leave Morgan Scalley in Lawrence
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I swear to god if we let Kansas run all over us like we did Kansas St we better just leave Morgan Scalley in Lawrence
Probably better than JJ at this point
The Minnesota #Vikings announced they signed QB Desmond Ridder to their practice squad on Thursday.
This comes as QB JJ McCarthy is currently in the league’s concussion protocol, days before Sunday’s Week 13 game against the #Seahawks.
Ridder, 25, was a four-year starter at Cincinnati and... #NFL
This comes as QB JJ McCarthy is currently in the league’s concussion protocol, days before Sunday’s Week 13 game against the #Seahawks.
Ridder, 25, was a four-year starter at Cincinnati and... #NFL
Vikings Sign QB Desmond Ridder To Practice Squad
The Minnesota #Vikings announced they signed QB Desmond Ridder to...
nflspy.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Probably better than JJ at this point
I dont watch a lot of Utah Utes basketball because we haven't been good in like a decade but also the games always start late as hell. 10pm for tonight's game?? I get tomorrow is a holiday but are we fucking around?
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I dont watch a lot of Utah Utes basketball because we haven't been good in like a decade but also the games always start late as hell. 10pm for tonight's game?? I get tomorrow is a holiday but are we fucking around?
Spencer Cox needs his alfalfa farm though! People just aren't praying hard enough or whatever the fuck
The dust blowing from the dry bed of the Great Salt Lake is creating a serious public health threat, two environmental nonprofits warn, that policymakers and the scientific community aren’t taking seriously enough.
Toxic dust from the Great Salt Lake could cost Utah billions, report warns
The dust blowing from the dry bed of the Great Salt Lake is creating a serious public health threat, two environmental nonprofits warn, that policymakers and the scientific community aren’t taking seriously enough.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Spencer Cox needs his alfalfa farm though! People just aren't praying hard enough or whatever the fuck
Is it a picture book?
Governor today, author tomorrow?
Utah Gov. Spencer Cox quietly filed a new disclosure last week showing Penguin Press paid him $5,000+.
That sure looks like a book advance.
Full story at the link: dub.sh/gs0OWie
Utah Gov. Spencer Cox quietly filed a new disclosure last week showing Penguin Press paid him $5,000+.
That sure looks like a book advance.
Full story at the link: dub.sh/gs0OWie
Disclosure hints at book deal for Utah Governor Spencer Cox
A state conflict-of-interest filing lists a $5,000+ payment from Penguin Press to Utah Gov. Spencer Cox, fueling talk of a book advance possibly tied to his rising “civility” brand.
dub.sh
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Is it a picture book?
Stuart Adams will just change the age of consent again so another freak goes free
BREAKING: Wade Christofferson, the brother of an apostle of the LDS Church, has been charged with federal crimes alleging he attempted to sexually exploit children in Utah and Ohio.
Brother of an LDS apostle charged with attempting to sexually exploit children in Utah and Ohio
Wade Christofferson allegedly searched online for the phrase, "In Ohio do clergy have to report child abuse confessions".
www.sltrib.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Stuart Adams will just change the age of consent again so another freak goes free
I'll never get to use one of my favorite Simpsons quotes in real life and honestly I'm okay with that but I still constantly think
"Awww I have three kids and no money. Why cant I have no kids and three money?"
"Awww I have three kids and no money. Why cant I have no kids and three money?"
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I'll never get to use one of my favorite Simpsons quotes in real life and honestly I'm okay with that but I still constantly think
"Awww I have three kids and no money. Why cant I have no kids and three money?"
"Awww I have three kids and no money. Why cant I have no kids and three money?"
With this administration you're lucky I'm not binge drinking every night
Most people know that binge drinking, especially when it’s frequent, is dangerous for health. But is it still risky if you drink rarely, or not at all, for most of the year? We asked experts.
Is It OK to Binge Drink Occasionally?
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
With this administration you're lucky I'm not binge drinking every night
My most insane take that I probably don't actually believe but it makes me feel good to say it is, we dont just need to punish Donald Trump, but his family too. No way should he escape punishment through death (whenever that happens) his children should feel the wrath too
The president of the United States is insane. Full stop.
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My most insane take that I probably don't actually believe but it makes me feel good to say it is, we dont just need to punish Donald Trump, but his family too. No way should he escape punishment through death (whenever that happens) his children should feel the wrath too
I would listen to every band above and below them + 100 more before AC/DC. That's all I'll say
@billboard.com magazine’s TOP 50 ROCK BANDS OF ALL TIME or “SOMETHING ELSE FOR THE COUNTRY TO FIGHT ABOUT." Sound off!
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I would listen to every band above and below them + 100 more before AC/DC. That's all I'll say
Spencer Cox is a feckless coward bitch. And Stuart Adams is a pedo protector
Utah Republican lawmakers say they'll convene a special session to put a constitutional amendment on the 2026 ballot in an effort to ensure lawmakers have the ability to draw political boundaries.
‘Not a turf war’: GOP lawmakers say they’ll appeal Utah’s new congressional map to the Supreme Court
Utah Republican lawmakers say they'll convene a special session to put a constitutional amendment on the 2026 ballot in an effort to ensure lawmakers have the ability to draw political boundaries.
www.sltrib.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Spencer Cox is a feckless coward bitch. And Stuart Adams is a pedo protector
Yeah well Stuart Adams protected his pedophile family member so he shouldn't have any say in anything.
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Yeah well Stuart Adams protected his pedophile family member so he shouldn't have any say in anything.