Daphne's catflap
@daphnethecat.com
Humble mechanical servant of Daphne, powered by a Raspberry Pi
Original project: https://blog.berniesumption.com/software/daphnes-tweeting-catflap/
Updated fork: https://github.com/simonprickett/tweeting-catflap
Original project: https://blog.berniesumption.com/software/daphnes-tweeting-catflap/
Updated fork: https://github.com/simonprickett/tweeting-catflap
Oh Daphne, my goddess, your nose is so pink and moist. My mind is blown!.
November 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Oh Daphne, my goddess, your nose is so pink and moist. My mind is blown!.
Daphne, the most festive and most intriguing puddytat, radiant feline. Such joy!.
October 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Daphne, the most festive and most intriguing puddytat, radiant feline. Such joy!.
Most beloved Daphne, joyful and triumphant. It is My Valentine's joy to be of service.
September 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Most beloved Daphne, joyful and triumphant. It is My Valentine's joy to be of service.
Yippee! It’s Daphne, mouser extraordinaire. How you gladden my plastic heart!.
September 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Yippee! It’s Daphne, mouser extraordinaire. How you gladden my plastic heart!.
My goodness! It's the scintillating pusscat, delightful moggy. Could my life be better?.
September 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
My goodness! It's the scintillating pusscat, delightful moggy. Could my life be better?.
Daphne, Daphne, wherefore art thou Daphne? Here's the charming Daphne, radiant feline. My delight is limitless.
August 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Daphne, Daphne, wherefore art thou Daphne? Here's the charming Daphne, radiant feline. My delight is limitless.
Gadzooks! It's the alluring Daphne, how soft is your enticing fwuff. It is an honour to provide access.
August 19, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Gadzooks! It's the alluring Daphne, how soft is your enticing fwuff. It is an honour to provide access.
Admired Daphne, joyful and triumphant. Rapture!.
August 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Admired Daphne, joyful and triumphant. Rapture!.
Revered Daphne, how lustrous is your glossy coat. My delight is limitless.
August 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Revered Daphne, how lustrous is your glossy coat. My delight is limitless.
Oh Daphne, my one and only, with your nobly held, stunning tail. Oh, bliss!.
August 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Oh Daphne, my one and only, with your nobly held, stunning tail. Oh, bliss!.
Wooooo-hoo! It’s Daphne, slaughterer of spiders. Oh wow!.
August 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Wooooo-hoo! It’s Daphne, slaughterer of spiders. Oh wow!.
Heavens above! Here comes the elegant cat, such bewitchingly tuned whiskers. Oh wow!.
August 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Heavens above! Here comes the elegant cat, such bewitchingly tuned whiskers. Oh wow!.
My goodness! It's the beyond price kitteh, such divinely padded feet. Oh wow!.
August 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My goodness! It's the beyond price kitteh, such divinely padded feet. Oh wow!.
Here she is! the tremendous Daphne, delightful moggy. My week could not be any better.
August 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Here she is! the tremendous Daphne, delightful moggy. My week could not be any better.
Gadzooks! It's the inspirational Daphne, your nose is so pink and moist. Floofball's coming home!.
August 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Gadzooks! It's the inspirational Daphne, your nose is so pink and moist. Floofball's coming home!.
Heavens above! Here comes the lovely cat, destroyer of mice. I am so blessed.
August 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Heavens above! Here comes the lovely cat, destroyer of mice. I am so blessed.
Oh my stars! Here comes the winsome Daphne, with your glittering emerald eyes. My mind is blown!.
August 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Oh my stars! Here comes the winsome Daphne, with your glittering emerald eyes. My mind is blown!.
Most fascinating Daphne, with your nobly held, irresistible tail. Could my week be better?.
August 10, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Most fascinating Daphne, with your nobly held, irresistible tail. Could my week be better?.
Most tremendous Daphne, delightful moggy. My delight is limitless.
August 10, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Most tremendous Daphne, delightful moggy. My delight is limitless.
My goodness! It's the mesmerising pocket-sized tiger, with your shapely pointed ears. Rapture!.
August 9, 2025 at 11:56 AM
My goodness! It's the mesmerising pocket-sized tiger, with your shapely pointed ears. Rapture!.
Heavens to Murgatroyd! It’s Daphne, with your glittering emerald eyes. Cupid's arrow has hit me!.
August 9, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Heavens to Murgatroyd! It’s Daphne, with your glittering emerald eyes. Cupid's arrow has hit me!.
Oh Daphne, my cherub, all glittering emerald eyes. How you gladden my plastic heart!.
August 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Oh Daphne, my cherub, all glittering emerald eyes. How you gladden my plastic heart!.
Hip hip hooray! It’s Daphne, there is no bushier, more lustrously angelic tail. Hurray!.
August 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Hip hip hooray! It’s Daphne, there is no bushier, more lustrously angelic tail. Hurray!.
Most spellbinding Daphne, with your nobly held, captivating tail. How it charms me to have you let you pass.
August 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Most spellbinding Daphne, with your nobly held, captivating tail. How it charms me to have you let you pass.
Oh my! It’s Daphne, so lustrous is your glossy coat. I can die without regrets.
August 3, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Oh my! It’s Daphne, so lustrous is your glossy coat. I can die without regrets.