Dan S.
@danontheearth.bsky.social
Only if they kill off the Men-Expendables.
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Only if they kill off the Men-Expendables.
Peak Bal’i’more.
Cruising speed Segway. Mos Eisley Cantina name. Deadpool-esque one liner.
You know he had Old Bay in his pockets.
Cruising speed Segway. Mos Eisley Cantina name. Deadpool-esque one liner.
You know he had Old Bay in his pockets.
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Peak Bal’i’more.
Cruising speed Segway. Mos Eisley Cantina name. Deadpool-esque one liner.
You know he had Old Bay in his pockets.
Cruising speed Segway. Mos Eisley Cantina name. Deadpool-esque one liner.
You know he had Old Bay in his pockets.
The best way to get out of the middle of nowhere is orient yourself with some cow tools.
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The best way to get out of the middle of nowhere is orient yourself with some cow tools.
The problem is that this movement of creeps and grossoes and *shudders* libertarians needs a charismatic leader to make their terrible desires possible.
JD Vance has the charisma of a drying up horseshoe crab.
JD Vance has the charisma of a drying up horseshoe crab.
November 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The problem is that this movement of creeps and grossoes and *shudders* libertarians needs a charismatic leader to make their terrible desires possible.
JD Vance has the charisma of a drying up horseshoe crab.
JD Vance has the charisma of a drying up horseshoe crab.
He’s trying to convince us that his alcoholism and love for whiskey Is Not Having any effect on him.
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
He’s trying to convince us that his alcoholism and love for whiskey Is Not Having any effect on him.
Graphic design is an art.
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Graphic design is an art.
Ed Martin’s view of pardon power is his view of most things:
a man with a crown on his head and the words it 's good to be the king
Alt: Mel Brooks as Louis XVI, after fondling a woman of the court, looking into the camera and saying, It’s good to be the king.
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Ed Martin’s view of pardon power is his view of most things:
That’s just what a pedophile would say.
a man in a suit stands next to a robot with the number 11 on his helmet
Alt: A TV host in a suit stands next to GI Robot, a gold robot with the number 11 on his helmet. GI Robot turns to the TV host and squints, threatening violence akin, to an avenging angel.
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
That’s just what a pedophile would say.
That’s bad? That’s a bad thing, right? I remember in ‘16 that people were saying that it was no big deal or something.
November 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
That’s bad? That’s a bad thing, right? I remember in ‘16 that people were saying that it was no big deal or something.
I like how his sweater makes him look like a sandwich. I like that his eyes say he knows this and please don’t eat him.
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I like how his sweater makes him look like a sandwich. I like that his eyes say he knows this and please don’t eat him.
“Hey man, did you sign the sex crime-guy’s birthday card? Yeah, I saw what that guy drew. It’s just like how it was! He was there and sketched the sex crimes in real time! Also, I didn’t know Don could do poetry.”
November 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
“Hey man, did you sign the sex crime-guy’s birthday card? Yeah, I saw what that guy drew. It’s just like how it was! He was there and sketched the sex crimes in real time! Also, I didn’t know Don could do poetry.”
This is a great* new invention** you thought of. I love it!*** Can some make a randomizer of it for hours of entertainment?****
*horrible
**nightmare machine
***thanks I hate it
**** Can some make a randomizer of it for hours of entertainment?
*horrible
**nightmare machine
***thanks I hate it
**** Can some make a randomizer of it for hours of entertainment?
November 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This is a great* new invention** you thought of. I love it!*** Can some make a randomizer of it for hours of entertainment?****
*horrible
**nightmare machine
***thanks I hate it
**** Can some make a randomizer of it for hours of entertainment?
*horrible
**nightmare machine
***thanks I hate it
**** Can some make a randomizer of it for hours of entertainment?
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of Marcus.
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of Marcus.
I accidentally atomized this president. He did not have fruity pebbles.
This president has been turned into a $45 cardboard cutout.
Rigatoni President.
Apparently it’s not legal to launder $17,000 through a locally owned Greek restaurant. (-DJT def said this)
-Donald the Worm
This president has been turned into a $45 cardboard cutout.
Rigatoni President.
Apparently it’s not legal to launder $17,000 through a locally owned Greek restaurant. (-DJT def said this)
-Donald the Worm
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I accidentally atomized this president. He did not have fruity pebbles.
This president has been turned into a $45 cardboard cutout.
Rigatoni President.
Apparently it’s not legal to launder $17,000 through a locally owned Greek restaurant. (-DJT def said this)
-Donald the Worm
This president has been turned into a $45 cardboard cutout.
Rigatoni President.
Apparently it’s not legal to launder $17,000 through a locally owned Greek restaurant. (-DJT def said this)
-Donald the Worm
Reposted by Dan S.
