Dan Mason
@danmason91.bsky.social
Racing kid of the 90s 🏁 📲 PR/Social Media man. Autosport/MN freelancer. Punslinger. Podcaster 🎙NUFC sufferer. Views my own.
It's finally happened again.
Both the girls have been ill a few days, and now it's got the lot of us. You feel so helpless and guilty, don't you?
Both the girls have been ill a few days, and now it's got the lot of us. You feel so helpless and guilty, don't you?
an older woman in a yellow robe is sitting in a chair with the words how long is this going to last written above her
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December 9, 2025 at 8:27 AM
It's finally happened again.
Both the girls have been ill a few days, and now it's got the lot of us. You feel so helpless and guilty, don't you?
Both the girls have been ill a few days, and now it's got the lot of us. You feel so helpless and guilty, don't you?
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At least they are now in police custardy.
Flinging custard at the crown jewels is in the Profanisaurus entry, isn't it?
December 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
At least they are now in police custardy.
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This little boy was 9, Farage was 17. The epitome of a school bully.
"'Where are you from?’ he asked. Within seconds of offering my rather confused and sputtering answers, he had a clear response: ‘That’s the way back to Africa,’ with an accompanying hand gesture pointing towards a place far away."
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Former Dulwich pupil says Farage told him: ‘That’s the way back to Africa’
Exclusive: Yinka Bankole says he felt compelled to speak out after Reform leader’s attempts to ‘dismiss’ hurt of alleged targets
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 8:24 AM
This little boy was 9, Farage was 17. The epitome of a school bully.
"Like a new signing."
December 6, 2025 at 12:55 PM
"Like a new signing."
"Listen to this, this will blow your socks off...."
December 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
"Listen to this, this will blow your socks off...."
All I want for Christmas.
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
All I want for Christmas.
Lovely old job.
So Yoane Wissa not going to AFCON, that potentially huge for Newcastle’s season
December 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Lovely old job.
December 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
UPDATE: She's had a lip sync battle with me to 'Life is a Highway' from Cars 1. Happy family. All is good again.
My poor daughter has cacked herself again after that. Holy Blaydon Races man. We're back. #NUFC
a soccer player with the number 39 on his shorts is standing on the field
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November 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
UPDATE: She's had a lip sync battle with me to 'Life is a Highway' from Cars 1. Happy family. All is good again.
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A MASSIVE WIN AT ST. JAMES' PARK!! 😍😍😍
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
A MASSIVE WIN AT ST. JAMES' PARK!! 😍😍😍
My poor daughter has cacked herself again after that. Holy Blaydon Races man. We're back. #NUFC
a soccer player with the number 39 on his shorts is standing on the field
ALT: a soccer player with the number 39 on his shorts is standing on the field
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
My poor daughter has cacked herself again after that. Holy Blaydon Races man. We're back. #NUFC