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Danielle
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Philly, physically.
Stardew Valley, mentally.

DM me right after I follow back to see if you can break my land-speed blocking record.
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Now he’s a cop outrunning the cops.
A tv with gta 5 playing. A cop car with lights on is racing along a dirt road. It has 4 stars worth of cops in pursuit.
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Philly is fun because you can take a random picture and it looks like a still from a Ken Burns documentary.
A brick building from before the revolution with a white picket fence around the back. Autumnal trees and a blue sky adorn the background.
November 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Post your warning label
A hand painted sign laying in dirt that reads “Please don’t pee on me.”
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I’d give my left pinkie toe for a Hidden Folks update.
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Debbie downer
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Things are going well.
A labubu dressed as a turkey. I made it!
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Ha!
A mural of flowers upon which posters of Steven Miller are plastered. Some say “faci ain’t pretty” below them and others say, “help! I’m dead inside.”
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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My husband and I now spend our week looking forward to 12 minutes of TV.
A cartoon portrait of 3 guys in their early 20s standing with their dad with a blue sky behind them. They are the characters from the Adult Swim Show Haha You Clowns.
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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A movie that takes place where you’re from.
Samual L Jackson holds a comic book in the air in the movie Unbreakable.
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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The one song Beethoven couldn’t play.
Birds sitting neatly along several power lines causing it to appear as if it’s musical notes.
November 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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This man knows what’s healthy.
An extreme close up of RFK Jr’s weathered face.
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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They’re combating waste, fraud and abuse by *checks notes* doing what we’ve always done.
Rollins suggested that everyone who receives SNAP be required to reapply. But it's not clear whether Rollins was suggesting an additional requirement or referring to the current one that mandates people to periodically recertify their income and other information. An Agriculture Department spokesperson didn't clarify but instead said in a statement that the standard recertification processes for households is part of a plan to eliminate fraud, abuse and waste. Under federal law, most households must report their income and basic information every four to six months and be fully recertified for SNAP at least every 12 months. Full recertification can occur every 24 months for households where all adults are age 60 and above or have disabilities.
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Cool
The bad of a tree trunk spring a massive group of knots that have been cut through exposing rounded layers.
November 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Where’d everyone go?
Lincoln financial field completely empty but all of the lights are on.
November 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Guys…
A woman on the show supermarket sweep whose name tag reads Velveeta.
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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He’s a little banged up but looks like Fetterman will make a full recovery.
A bald man looking disgruntled in the film weird science. He also looks a lot like John Fetterman.
November 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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One of the craziest film journeys I’ve ever taken.
A poster for the film Eddington. Joaquin Phoenix dressed as a sheriff with a white hats argues with Pedro pascal who appears on fire. The image is derived from the Pink Floyd cover of Wish You Were Here.
November 15, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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How’s your work day going?
A gigantic statue of Jason kelce dressed as a number standing across a large empty room.
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Coolest homework assignment ever?
A reading comprehension test for a 4th grader based on the story of Mark and Scott Kelly and their historic space study.
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Lost Whamageddon on November 10th.
George Michael chases a woman in the snow for the music video to Last Christmas.
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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If I were a bird.
A single pigeon sits on an electrical line stretched accross a blue sky streaked with clouds.
November 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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2025
Trump stands to the left by his desk completely devoid of concern for the man on the ground being attended by every other human in the room.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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The 90s were brutal for human hair.
A man with short grey hair stands between a man on the left who has a long brown mullet with the short front parted to the side. The woman on the right has a bob so short you can see way too much of the undercut at the base of her neck. Her bangs are also voluminous but you can’t quite tell from this angle.
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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This cat looks like its eyes were filled in with MS paint.
An orange and brown striped cat with turquoise eyes. I shit you not they’re unreal.
November 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Guess we’re doomed for a 3rd term 😭😆
A campaign sign on a metal fence that says “save Philly Fire Krasner! Pat Dugan for district attorney.”
November 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM