Daniel Chateau (シャトー・ダニエル)
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Daniel Chateau (シャトー・ダニエル)
@danielchateau.com
eJPT, CC, PenTest+ | Security researcher, embedded systems engineer, gamer and Twitch affiliate.

https://danielchateau.com
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I’m thrilled to announce that I’ve joined the ranks of the awesome people at @secureideas.bsky.social as a Security Consultant! This marks the beginning of an incredible journey in the field of cybersecurity for me—a dream I’ve been chasing for years.
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When the nazis were coming into power, there was a lag before local law enforcement was fully on board. People were able to get police protection from nazi-aligned paramilitaries. Here, today, police look at rising fascism and say “Finally. We’ve been waiting for this.” www.notus.org/democrats/me...
Democrats' New Fear: They Can’t Rely on Local Law Enforcement for Protection
“They called the local sheriff; they showed up and were going to arrest me,” said Rep. Steven Horsford.
www.notus.org
September 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
People have definitely started to do things like this to me here and there and I haven't streamed or really been super active online this year. It is kind of bizarre.
its so strange to be a public figure. people build such elaborate mythologies around you. and im not even like, famous famous
September 19, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Was talking with my wife this morning about some package updates and she told me Arch's package manager (pacman) was the second cutest thing to me. 😂 Proof that Arch is the superior Linux distro. It improves marriages. 😌
September 19, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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We are transitioning to a fascist state in real time and I'm going to work today dissociating and pretending nothing is happening...
September 18, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I love @teamcherry.bsky.social, but making Hornets downward aerial move at an angle gets me killed so much from muscle memory.
September 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Hey peeps, have you seen any rather egregious pentesting reports or have horror stories of badly written ones you can share on some level? Would love to hear other people's experiences with either receiving a rather poorly written report or mistakes they've seen in the writing process.
August 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
PRAISE BE! September 4th can't come soon enough!
Hollow Knight: Silksong - Release Trailer
YouTube video by Team Cherry
www.youtube.com
August 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
So... I've been busy lately folks. 😅
July 29, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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when a company announces they're going to start using Al in their products all I hear is "our stuff is about to get noticeably shittier, but you should be excited because it'll be cheaper for us"
July 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My fiancé continues to enable my #vim fantasticism.
June 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
My fiancé got me a vim T-shirt. #iusevimbtw
June 22, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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[Racism]

Receipts live forever.

And if you see an author on there that you like ask them why they are willing to do business with somebody like this.
June 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Do not buy books from Dark Owl Publishing! The owner and operator is Andrea Dawn, a known white supremacist, who is currently on threads talking about plowing cars into protesters.
June 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
My fiance can apparently tell when I'm using vim just from hearing my keyboard clicking and clacking about. She was right, but it's hilarious that she can pick up on that.
June 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Fun fact; when you announce your engagement, a bunch of incels will harass you and your fiancé. Can't say I saw that coming, but holy hell is the salt from some of these incels high.
June 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
So... she said, "Yes!"
June 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Does anyone know of anyone who made an engagement ring with NFC embedded in it?
May 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Today I learned that systemd has a taint field.
May 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Getting the stage ready for #HackSpaceCon at the #KennedySpaceCenter! Hope to see you there tomorrow! 🚀
May 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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my 14yo made a power point of what she wants her future to look like and this is my favorite slide
May 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
@burpsuite.bsky.social Not digging how activation works on Burp Suite Pro. I want to be able to create disposable VM for a given engagement and contain any possible client data to the VM. After reading up on the docs, it looks like activating too many times is going to get my license locked out.
May 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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May 6, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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What I do when I feel like my life is out of control:
1.) Clear %TEMP%
2.) Clear C:\Windows\Temp
3.) Run cleanmgr.exe
4.) Run patchmypc.exe
5.) Delete stuff in %APPDATA% I don't have anymore
May 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM