She had a great run, man. My condolences.

Its that one of the guys from the Pascagoula abduction? (Of course I recognize Flatwoods)

Slick back the beard

I thought about this for a long time but I think Nick Fury and Snake Plissken might be my answer. Ever since I was a kid I thought only having one eye was just about the coolest feature an old badass could have.

The wedding is that year's Annual apparently

I just looked, he got married in 87. Which would be right around when my dad started buying comics to teach me to read. So he wasn't only married, they were NEWLYWEDS in the era I started with

He was married when I was a kid so thats how I always think of him.

Worzel Gummidge

I was the weird kid who befriended a lot of my teachers growing up, but looking back, they kept professional distance. The most insider knowledge I got was pop culture stuff, like that my 8th grade teacher also watched "The Pretender" on NBC and we'd talk about it on Mondays

I think my favorite Farts was the David Tennant years

Middle NH here, and I approve of this whole tableau