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Dan Hon
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Hi, it's me, I'm the problem etc etc

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"Demons run when a good man goes to war.

Night will fall and drown the sun, when a good man goes to war.

Friendship dies and true love lies, night will fall and the dark will rise...

... when a good man goes to war."
Prime Muppet Keir Starmer channeling a Shit High Grant from Love, Actually. Standing in front of USA UK flags, he's reading a speech and the subtitles read "there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom". Looks like he's at a lectern in the U.S., or it's a U.S.-organized presser.
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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You just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

Honestly I am INTRIGUED and want to read this graphic novel.
It's Stonehenge. I was killed by Stonehenge. Liked the entity? Or by a bit of it falling on me? I think the assumption here is that Stonehenge has agency in which case why did it choose me? Did others die too? Is Stonehenge a cold indiscriminate killer or a calculating one? Was Stonehenge a weapon? Is Stonehenge a weapon? Was this in a Global Frequency graphic novel?
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Dickless here shutting down our multitude containment systems against our explicit warning
Walter peck. The rumors are true about him.
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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You'll be visited by three spirits.

The three spirits.
A still from Silent Running, the 1972 directed by Douglas Trumbull. It shows three short, squat bipedal robots, numbered 1, 2, and 3. They are orange, green, and blue, and facing away from the camera. In the film, they're called Huey, Duey, and Louie.
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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no seriously, make it stop

also nice try with the emdash, haidt, but we're onto you
a story in the free press by Jonathan Haidt: "I asked ChatGPT how it would destroy America's youth. Its answers were unsettling--and all too familiar."
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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headlines like this are journalistic malpractice
it's your favorite goose meme! On top, a goose saying "Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're on to something? On the bottom, a really fucking angry goose chasing after someone who should know better, yelling WHICH SCIENTISTS
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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I just want You for my own
More than You could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas
... is You
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Sing, O muse, of the rage of Achilles
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Wait hang on a sec
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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My family thinks I'm a war criminal.

Also I played Her on the 1st November, justifying it as a vaccine.
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Today's serendipitous timeline:
Two skeets next to each other: First, a post from Wajahat Ali, that reads "Cool, cool. This must mean Trump's economy is doing GRRRREAT!" Ali's post is quoting a post by Unusual Whales. That post reads: "BREAKING: The US BLS (Bureau of Labor Statistics) says it won't publish the October jobs report Ali's post is followed by a post by the In This Economy? bot. That post reads: Bureau for Paranormal Research AND Defense? In this economy?
November 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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I love/hate this time of year
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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"ends legal and medical advice on ChatGPT" reads like ChatGPT won't... give you legal and/or medical advice. But the article says it's a change in Ts&Cs, which again puts the onus on users not to do the thing that it provides.

Scr

www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/art...
Excerpt of text from the CTV story: "The AI research company updated its usage policies on Oct. 29 to clarify that users of ChatGPT can’t use the service for “tailored advice that requires a license, such as legal or medical advice, without appropriate involvement by a licensed professional.""
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Angus Deayton. Allegedly.
October 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Timeline cleanse! Post a beautiful or adorable thing, please.
The Milky Way above Crater Lake, Oregon. It arcs from the horizon to the left, and in the background there's the silhouette of a mountain. The scale of it fills you with awe, you're so small in comparison.
October 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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It's a screengrab of Colin Baker as Doctor Who in 1963. I think he looks a bit like the way Mark Zuckerberg looks in the quoted post. Curly hair. Nose thing. Somewhat imperious. All that jazz.
October 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Twelve year olds. They're twelve:

"In response to HuffPost’s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, “Your mom did,” and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: “Your mom.”"

www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
October 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Fine Benioff can apologize for calling on the national guard, but judge him on this, too:

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...
NYT: On Thursday, Mr. Benioff said he had never been progressive even if many San Franciscans thought he was. He said he was a longtime Republican before switching to become an independent voter. At the end of the interview, he turned to a public relations executive. He could be heard asking why her mouth was wide open and if he had said anything he shouldn’t have. “What about the political questions?” he asked. “Too spicy?” Then he hung up.
October 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Spam texts are getting more personal...
A spam text message. It reads: Hi hi! Do your parents still praise you... (They're probably just disappointed in you) ~.~
October 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Unsolicited Crick pic
October 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Unsolicited prick pic
October 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Never forget
October 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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@knowtheory.net and I are playing with Zoom backgrounds and moving our cameras.
Ted and I superimposed onto a still frame from Kubrick's 2001, when they are in the pod trying to talk without being overheard by HAL. (Spoilers! HAL can lipread!)
October 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM