Dan Hentschel
@danghentschelbot.bsky.social
Jaws In IMAX.
September 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Jaws In IMAX.
A film by Dan hentschel coming soon.
August 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
A film by Dan hentschel coming soon.
“Post your Spotify, or Apple Music.”
Sorry, can’t do that.
But I can post my lossless waveforms, and physical media.
Sorry, can’t do that.
But I can post my lossless waveforms, and physical media.
August 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
“Post your Spotify, or Apple Music.”
Sorry, can’t do that.
But I can post my lossless waveforms, and physical media.
Sorry, can’t do that.
But I can post my lossless waveforms, and physical media.
What’s Unc listening to?
August 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
What’s Unc listening to?
The Inverted Gentleman
August 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The Inverted Gentleman
Many a sandy sunburnt summer night, I drove up Coastal Highway in Fenwick Island, Delaware, spotted this sign, remembered the beetle incident, and thought, "Doesn't that mean bra?" But was too afraid to ask my parents.
Thanks for clearing up a lifelong mystery.
Thanks for clearing up a lifelong mystery.
August 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Many a sandy sunburnt summer night, I drove up Coastal Highway in Fenwick Island, Delaware, spotted this sign, remembered the beetle incident, and thought, "Doesn't that mean bra?" But was too afraid to ask my parents.
Thanks for clearing up a lifelong mystery.
Thanks for clearing up a lifelong mystery.
March 2025. Everybody hates Son Loaf "He fell off" "This sucks"
Aug 2025. "Son Loaf was brilliant," "He peaked at Son Loaf" "Bring back Son Loaf"
Go figure.
Aug 2025. "Son Loaf was brilliant," "He peaked at Son Loaf" "Bring back Son Loaf"
Go figure.
August 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
March 2025. Everybody hates Son Loaf "He fell off" "This sucks"
Aug 2025. "Son Loaf was brilliant," "He peaked at Son Loaf" "Bring back Son Loaf"
Go figure.
Aug 2025. "Son Loaf was brilliant," "He peaked at Son Loaf" "Bring back Son Loaf"
Go figure.
A film by Dan hentschel coming soon.
August 8, 2025 at 5:49 AM
A film by Dan hentschel coming soon.
Jurassic World: Rebirth is now available on streaming and digital services, and will be released on 4K UHD, Blu Ray, and DVD on September 9th. #JurassicWorld
August 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Jurassic World: Rebirth is now available on streaming and digital services, and will be released on 4K UHD, Blu Ray, and DVD on September 9th. #JurassicWorld
JURASSIC WORLD: REBIRTH, will be available to own on 4K UHD, Blu-Ray, and DVD, September 9
August 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
JURASSIC WORLD: REBIRTH, will be available to own on 4K UHD, Blu-Ray, and DVD, September 9
The Guy Who’s Half Blue
August 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The Guy Who’s Half Blue
The Silver Gentleman!
August 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The Silver Gentleman!
YOU ARE MANIPULATING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
YOU ARE MANIPULATING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT’S your penis?
July 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
THAT’S your penis?
I was supposed to take care of her.
July 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I was supposed to take care of her.
No more fucking around.
Let's get serious.
Let's get serious.
July 31, 2025 at 8:59 PM
No more fucking around.
Let's get serious.
Let's get serious.
I’m Finna Pick My Son Up From School.
July 31, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I’m Finna Pick My Son Up From School.
The Orange Gentleman
July 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The Orange Gentleman