Dandy Inventor of the word Groceries Farnsworth 🏳️🌈
@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social
#RESIST and disgusted by the GOP.
I don't use spwllcheck, and my typo game is string.
I don't use spwllcheck, and my typo game is string.
In your cats' minds while you sleep:
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
In your cats' minds while you sleep:
Charlie Brown!
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Charlie Brown!
No fooddrinks allowed.
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
No fooddrinks allowed.
HOA is testing for radon, hung the kit all jankity, and has the nerve to tell me not to disturb it? The way it's hanging is disturbing ME!
November 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
HOA is testing for radon, hung the kit all jankity, and has the nerve to tell me not to disturb it? The way it's hanging is disturbing ME!
November 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My congressperson's response to my email about not dissolving the DOE.
November 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
My congressperson's response to my email about not dissolving the DOE.
Shit is bouta go down.
November 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Shit is bouta go down.
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
As much as I love knowing she said this, i still don't trust her.
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
As much as I love knowing she said this, i still don't trust her.
Please note how brave I am being right now: I am driving without panicking, screaming, or crashing because there's a spider on the INSIDE of my windshield. 🥇
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Please note how brave I am being right now: I am driving without panicking, screaming, or crashing because there's a spider on the INSIDE of my windshield. 🥇
I parked by Poison Ivy today.
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I parked by Poison Ivy today.
Good gawd.
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Good gawd.
Holy shit! And a teensy bit homoerotic?!?
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Holy shit! And a teensy bit homoerotic?!?
Good on you, @americanair.bsky.social, for placing blame where it lies: the trump administration.
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Good on you, @americanair.bsky.social, for placing blame where it lies: the trump administration.
If one's sound system doesn't trigger the thermostat for air conditioning, is it a sound system?
October 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
If one's sound system doesn't trigger the thermostat for air conditioning, is it a sound system?
Post something random or you'll have an awful November.
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Post something random or you'll have an awful November.
Don't trick or treat at my house. 😈
October 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Don't trick or treat at my house. 😈
Check-in receptionist at eye doctor has a Trapper Keeper! I am home.
October 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Check-in receptionist at eye doctor has a Trapper Keeper! I am home.
Yesterday's headlines in the Omaha World Herald:
October 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Yesterday's headlines in the Omaha World Herald:
Headlines in Omaha World Herald on 10/23:
October 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Headlines in Omaha World Herald on 10/23:
I think I found my dream job!
October 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I think I found my dream job!
Saw this car seat by a Dropbox and drove by it again to make sure there wasn't a baby in it.
October 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Saw this car seat by a Dropbox and drove by it again to make sure there wasn't a baby in it.
Did you know Snickers makes a travel size?
October 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Did you know Snickers makes a travel size?
Friend of mine sent this to me. Ew.
October 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Friend of mine sent this to me. Ew.
Was considering a trip to Seoul next winter, but Jesus Christ! If these temperatures are considered cold, what's it like when it hot?
Nice job, AI.
Nice job, AI.
October 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Was considering a trip to Seoul next winter, but Jesus Christ! If these temperatures are considered cold, what's it like when it hot?
Nice job, AI.
Nice job, AI.