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A Matt for all seasons, for better or worse.

Scribblings here: https://open.substack.com/pub/scratchersandsmokes?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=2pxxd
December 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
....huh. brothers from different mothers? @samphalen.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I've been caught
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Michael Shannon cooking with rocket fuel.
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Michael Shannon cooking with gas here:
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Here, fixed it.
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Also, why is Sarah Cooper, of all people, catching strays here? Let people enjoy things.
October 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Absolutely. I always show people this when they bitch about the price of games going up. Its from like 1994-95ish. Nothing has resisted inflation like gaming.
October 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
October 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
October 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I think they both deserve the hate that Nickelback got
October 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
October 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Every single Republican Justice
September 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
September 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If I ever win the lottery, I won't tell anyone but there will be signs.

#NFL #Jets #Bucs
September 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I think President Nixon nailed it here.
September 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Lil Wayne concert at 9:37 pm. Milwaukee.
August 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
@cohenbrian.bsky.social I'm 99% sure this was the inspiration for that outfit you guys were clowning, and rightfully so
August 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
August 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
August 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
July 31, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I'm a very accommodating driver, but if I catch you talking into your phone's butthole like this, I will die before I let you merge.
July 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
July 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
July 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM