Slippy
@damnslippy.slippy.me
she/her. Slippy-夫人 if you’re nasty.
https://www.slippy.me/
a.k.a. gremlincrimes or damnslippyplanet. usually thinking about Thai BL, cdramas, or cats, w/ an occasional hard shift into yinzer-posting or Terrible Stories of Unethical Science of Yore.
https://www.slippy.me/
a.k.a. gremlincrimes or damnslippyplanet. usually thinking about Thai BL, cdramas, or cats, w/ an occasional hard shift into yinzer-posting or Terrible Stories of Unethical Science of Yore.
and also: new sticker for laptop
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
and also: new sticker for laptop
A bevy of treats in the mail today, starting with this beautiful vase made by @ili.bsky.social !
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
A bevy of treats in the mail today, starting with this beautiful vase made by @ili.bsky.social !
It's #LetterboxdFriday and I am absolutely frozen trying to pick a rating for After Blue, which needs to be rated on several different scales and possibly multiple dimensions in space.
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM
It's #LetterboxdFriday and I am absolutely frozen trying to pick a rating for After Blue, which needs to be rated on several different scales and possibly multiple dimensions in space.
"That's a lie, mother is at this exact moment preventing me from accessing the charcuterie"
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"That's a lie, mother is at this exact moment preventing me from accessing the charcuterie"
"one ounce of cheese" pfft. amateur.
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
"one ounce of cheese" pfft. amateur.
Not sure what I just pinky promised her but I assume it will cost me my soul.
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Not sure what I just pinky promised her but I assume it will cost me my soul.
Pausing five seconds into the first episode of Burnout Syndrome because I think people (well, like three people, the rest of you can move along) need to know that someone has created the perfect shirt to wear with those orange Traveling Pants jeans.
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Pausing five seconds into the first episode of Burnout Syndrome because I think people (well, like three people, the rest of you can move along) need to know that someone has created the perfect shirt to wear with those orange Traveling Pants jeans.
pov: Cal has come to see what you are eating and whether it might be for sharing with Cal
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
pov: Cal has come to see what you are eating and whether it might be for sharing with Cal
In fairness I am also distracting myself thinking about this.
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
In fairness I am also distracting myself thinking about this.
IDK about pixies specifically but my version of short hair requires zero styling - though I'm sure I could make it look Fancier or Femmier somehow if I did do something with it, I just don't actually care.
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
IDK about pixies specifically but my version of short hair requires zero styling - though I'm sure I could make it look Fancier or Femmier somehow if I did do something with it, I just don't actually care.
Ma'am, I have a meeting in six minutes. I cannot take this call with you pulling down my shirt like this. Ma'am. Please.
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Ma'am, I have a meeting in six minutes. I cannot take this call with you pulling down my shirt like this. Ma'am. Please.
Tonight's rendition of Cute Paws is EXTRA cute. Although I did just look at her one eared shadow and start quoting the Last Unicorn butterfly at her. "Unicorn. Old french, unicorne. Latin ūnicornis...."
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Tonight's rendition of Cute Paws is EXTRA cute. Although I did just look at her one eared shadow and start quoting the Last Unicorn butterfly at her. "Unicorn. Old french, unicorne. Latin ūnicornis...."
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Gigi's nose is like ice, but don't worry I'm warming her.
November 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Gigi's nose is like ice, but don't worry I'm warming her.
There's also a sort of mullety situation that's doing a lot
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
There's also a sort of mullety situation that's doing a lot
Our kpop boy has done a Vogue spread and we are suffering.
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Our kpop boy has done a Vogue spread and we are suffering.
Cal is doing a great impression of an eldritch horror as he tries to shove his head between the bed slats because he wants more than almost anything* to get under the bed and find dust and roll in it and give himself an asthma attack.
*what he wants MOST is to merge beings with Len
*what he wants MOST is to merge beings with Len
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Cal is doing a great impression of an eldritch horror as he tries to shove his head between the bed slats because he wants more than almost anything* to get under the bed and find dust and roll in it and give himself an asthma attack.
*what he wants MOST is to merge beings with Len
*what he wants MOST is to merge beings with Len
The library is withholding the next volume of Apothecary Diaries from me so instead I started The Yakuza’s Bias and I’m feeling a little personally attacked by this tale of a yakuza who gets into kpop.
November 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The library is withholding the next volume of Apothecary Diaries from me so instead I started The Yakuza’s Bias and I’m feeling a little personally attacked by this tale of a yakuza who gets into kpop.
I left her for one million years (my bus karma was terrible and I was out for ages) so she is going to nestle into my bosom so firmly so I can't escape again.
November 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I left her for one million years (my bus karma was terrible and I was out for ages) so she is going to nestle into my bosom so firmly so I can't escape again.
Someone on the marketing team for this air purifier actually knows what cat owners want.
November 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Someone on the marketing team for this air purifier actually knows what cat owners want.
"Look at me, I'm a human, I do cross stitch with my human thumbs."
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
"Look at me, I'm a human, I do cross stitch with my human thumbs."
I will NOT buy a completely unnecessary $60 bottle of olive oil just for the tentacle bottle.
November 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I will NOT buy a completely unnecessary $60 bottle of olive oil just for the tentacle bottle.
would you like to see some paws
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
would you like to see some paws
Absolutely forgot I had set the library app to tell me whenever there’s a new issue of Bonsai & Stone Appreciation magazine.
November 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Absolutely forgot I had set the library app to tell me whenever there’s a new issue of Bonsai & Stone Appreciation magazine.