to be fair it had already fallen from its peak before that plummet started

…yeah? There’s literally no difference, none of these oligarchs have national loyalties to any people

like everything forged out by evil men in smoke-filled rooms has been handed over to their idiot children

Nothing happened, nothing ever happened, we had no part in this, I'm just a little comedian, I'm just a little birthday boy and it's my birthday, I'm just a neutral party, stop bringing politics into comedy, grow up, hahahahaha I have so much money

I think it's necessary and morally correct to trick Joe Rogan into a gorilla enclosure.

“What’s happening in the West Bank is not what happened in South Africa, but you’re left thinking: what other language do I use to describe such a two-tier system, where one group of people is so persistently and systematically denied their human rights and having to live a parallel life?”

You’re wrong; Rob Schneider was born on a colonial pig farm in the 1700s, and cursed with with a form of immortality after he destroyed a native shaman’s garden.

he’s relevant? i thought we were only seeing this bc it was unintentionally funny

why don’t you just destroy the amoebas instead? 🤨 i mean, if those are the other options you’re considering

the same idiots thought it was a nightmare back then!

Idiot zoomer: I want universal healthcare

Smart reasoned television host: u should become alcoholic instead

I like how Bezos thinks that we needed more Lolbertarian views expressed in media, when it might be the single most overrepresented view in all of American media

dogwhistle…? it’s just them being openly racist and reactionary

because they heard it in school, because the school is just repeating what people thought 250 years ago, when the way the economy and political parties worked was completely different. they can’t connect it to anything important in the modern day, because it DOESN’T connect, and hasn’t in a century