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fuck twitter lol
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Meet our 3 turkeys, Butterball, Yum Yum, and Drumstick. Just Kidding. All turkeys are named Sir Peckworth Of Gobble Town.
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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like everything forged out by evil men in smoke-filled rooms has been handed over to their idiot children
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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I saw some horrible copy on a Chili's menu tonight:

HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Nothing happened, nothing ever happened, we had no part in this, I'm just a little comedian, I'm just a little birthday boy and it's my birthday, I'm just a neutral party, stop bringing politics into comedy, grow up, hahahahaha I have so much money
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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I think it's necessary and morally correct to trick Joe Rogan into a gorilla enclosure.
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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The trans community’s trust in the NHS’ new puberty blocker trial is low and I can’t help but wonder whether they could have prevented that by involving ANY trans people in its design or operation, and maybe not involving several people who have attended conferences of anti-LGBTQ hate groups
November 22, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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“What’s happening in the West Bank is not what happened in South Africa, but you’re left thinking: what other language do I use to describe such a two-tier system, where one group of people is so persistently and systematically denied their human rights and having to live a parallel life?”
November 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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You’re wrong; Rob Schneider was born on a colonial pig farm in the 1700s, and cursed with with a form of immortality after he destroyed a native shaman’s garden.
October 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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This shit got me feeling like the Jamaican Bargnani.
messed up a spreadsheet and inadvertently created JAMAICAN ANDREA BARGNANI
November 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Joe Camel wasn't trying to be a bad influence. He just really liked cigarettes and thought kids might too
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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[know nothing voice] just punched a hole in the wall because the new mayor is yet another Catholic
November 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Idiot zoomer: I want universal healthcare

Smart reasoned television host: u should become alcoholic instead
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Want to once again point out that Fox News has an entire Bill Maher section of their website that updates several times a week
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Mamdani is a child of privilege therefore his socialism is cosplay designed to rile up downwardly mobile youngsters into stealing money from job creators. Wilson is poor and her socialism is just a way to get job creators to pay for her expenses.
You guys realize that taxing people to pay for services isn't socialism, right? This is just how governments work.
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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I like how Bezos thinks that we needed more Lolbertarian views expressed in media, when it might be the single most overrepresented view in all of American media
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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The only thing 'out of control' about illegal immigration is the press coverage of it.
November 17, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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According to all polling ever, the British public has never been more in favour of immigration than now.

migrationobservatory.ox.ac.uk/resources/br...

But the British political class are determined to change that.
November 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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not the main point of those emails at all but good lord are they all dreadful writers. spaces before and after commas? criminal
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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You can listen to him lay this all out here
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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ICE grabs father by the neck—send him into violent seizure while his arms lock up around his toddler.

"He's having seizure and they're trying to rip the baby out of his hands!"

Agents then handcuff him—before putting in ambulance with his child.

Mother is detained by agents as target of arrest.
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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This map is highly misleading. In the American electoral system, votes don't influence policy.
November 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM