LMAOOOOOO, he did it again
"Might as well go win the whole fucking thing"

I legitimately feel decades falling off my shoulders

We all need to keep their expectations in check, tho I feel like last year we were all excited about frosting and later on realized the cake wasn’t baked. What we are seeing makes me so much more optimistic about the cake, but not sure if we have the frosting yet. That’s okay with me.

Justin Forsett was Barry Sanders for a few preseason moments there

I still hope it was intended to be a generous gesture

Wait, but why? To tip… Fred Meyer? The cashier was probably like, “uh… okay?” thinking how are they supposed to account for the surplus in their till at the end of their shift haha

What kind of horrible #drugs is #Musk taking? My boss would send me home or to the doctor if I walked around the office like this.