kludge
@dakludge.bsky.social
Builder of things. Dad of daughters. Sometimes Architect. Mildly clever at best... #LFC - Avi is me.
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kludge
@dakludge.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Some people just need a high five... in the face... with a chair.
Ted and Bella sleeping off their breakfast in front of the fire
#CorgiCrew
#CorgiCrew
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Ted and Bella sleeping off their breakfast in front of the fire
#CorgiCrew
#CorgiCrew
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1 in 5 Americans are dealing with mental health conditions.
The other 4 aren't dealing and will be at my house on Thanksgiving.
The other 4 aren't dealing and will be at my house on Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
1 in 5 Americans are dealing with mental health conditions.
The other 4 aren't dealing and will be at my house on Thanksgiving.
The other 4 aren't dealing and will be at my house on Thanksgiving.
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Had an appointment yesterday morning with my gynecologist* and playfully called him a "privates investigator," which he didn't seem to like very much.
*For you people in Texas, a gynecologist is a type of doctor who attends to women's health needs.
*For you people in Texas, a gynecologist is a type of doctor who attends to women's health needs.
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Had an appointment yesterday morning with my gynecologist* and playfully called him a "privates investigator," which he didn't seem to like very much.
*For you people in Texas, a gynecologist is a type of doctor who attends to women's health needs.
*For you people in Texas, a gynecologist is a type of doctor who attends to women's health needs.
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they should invent a urinal with a seat
November 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
they should invent a urinal with a seat
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Do people who wash their cars know about rain?
November 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Do people who wash their cars know about rain?
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I just listened to someone say that Trump, "...plays word association like a toddler without object permanence.”
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I just listened to someone say that Trump, "...plays word association like a toddler without object permanence.”
Bella took a short road trip to visit hooman sister at college - smiles all around!
#CorgiCrew
#CorgiCrew
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Bella took a short road trip to visit hooman sister at college - smiles all around!
#CorgiCrew
#CorgiCrew
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Yup, pretty much sums it up
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Yup, pretty much sums it up
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It would be cool if drinking the water from the back of the air conditioner gave you crazy ice powers like sub zero instead of legionnaires disease
July 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
It would be cool if drinking the water from the back of the air conditioner gave you crazy ice powers like sub zero instead of legionnaires disease
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If the leader of your church is wealthy, you do not go to a Christian church. You go to a capitalist church that performs Christinan drag.
November 3, 2025 at 11:48 AM
If the leader of your church is wealthy, you do not go to a Christian church. You go to a capitalist church that performs Christinan drag.
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There are more of us than there are of them.
I don’t know whose kid this is, but I’m here for it!
November 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I don’t know whose kid this is, but I’m here for it!
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We need turquoise jewelry to make a come back. That's how you knew who to hit on
October 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
We need turquoise jewelry to make a come back. That's how you knew who to hit on
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I have Buzzfeed blocked for 20 reasons: number 18 will shock you...
October 30, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I have Buzzfeed blocked for 20 reasons: number 18 will shock you...
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I want my death certificate to say the truth: killed by capitalism.
October 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I want my death certificate to say the truth: killed by capitalism.
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Parking spaces in my building go for $18 an hour which means the parking space earns more than the parking attendant.
October 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Parking spaces in my building go for $18 an hour which means the parking space earns more than the parking attendant.
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Ollie crossed the rainbow bridge in June and not a day goes by that I don't miss him. Today we honor his memory and help guide his spirit home.
#CorgiCrew
#CorgiCrew
October 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Ollie crossed the rainbow bridge in June and not a day goes by that I don't miss him. Today we honor his memory and help guide his spirit home.
#CorgiCrew
#CorgiCrew
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It has been said before, but it bears repeating: the elderly who’ve worked their entire lives to get $800 a month on Social Security aren’t bankrupting America. It’s tax-evading billionaires like Trump who are bleeding this country dry.
October 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It has been said before, but it bears repeating: the elderly who’ve worked their entire lives to get $800 a month on Social Security aren’t bankrupting America. It’s tax-evading billionaires like Trump who are bleeding this country dry.
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Reminder:
All
People
Had
To
Do
Was
Fill
In
A
Little
Oval
Next
To
The
Smart
Black
Lady’s
Name.
All
People
Had
To
Do
Was
Fill
In
A
Little
Oval
Next
To
The
Smart
Black
Lady’s
Name.
October 24, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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(Waving hands in the air) We used to be a proper country! Well, actually we’ve never been, but c’mon man! This shit is bananas!
October 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
(Waving hands in the air) We used to be a proper country! Well, actually we’ve never been, but c’mon man! This shit is bananas!
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Calm TF down, PornShrub...
October 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Calm TF down, PornShrub...