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tactical_legacy_kirbo
@da667cant.hax.lol
Senior Security Researcher, Proofpoint Emerging Threats. I stare at pcaps all day, and use my pattern-seeking scattered hunter-gatherer brain, to write IDS signatures. I'm also a huge fuckin nerd. Obligatory My words are not fit for consumption warning.
Dr. Catte is not a real doctor. Do not let doctor catte touch you.
August 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
August 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
complete with the double quotes around the "do not eat", because nobody said I couldn't drink it.
August 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
July 31, 2025 at 2:09 PM
July 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
You look at this thing and tell me it isn't a blob of semen.
July 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
anyway. I'll try to do a bit better about checking in here to say hi once in a while. Hope you all are doing well. Drop a line here, or if you are on Mastodon, you probably already know where to find me.
July 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My old logitech headset was dying. So knowing that I have an arm mic, I decided I wanted some really good headphones instead of gamershit.

I settled on a pair of hifiman XS cans, and a sub-100 amp, the fiio k3. THESE CANS ARE THE BIGGEST I've ever worn.
July 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
you can leave the cave whenever you want. Come join us, and touch grass.
July 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
can't believe the prince of darkness left us before Trump got thrown into a wood chipper feet first :(
July 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I'm still alive in spite of all of my best efforts, and still writing rules for the ET ruleset. Worklife is good, I'm still breathing, and the summer garden is producing assloads of zucchini right now.
July 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
July 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
>verified accounts

HERE WE FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Twitter 2, this time with dumb as fuck web3 bros.
April 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
> sales down 70% this quarter

get fucked, Elon.
April 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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January 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Real fuckin' nerd hours over here.
December 17, 2024 at 4:26 PM
December 17, 2024 at 3:53 AM
if you're on mastodon, you already saw this shitpost.
December 11, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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