Had to look this up. Never seen / heard of it before (I think!). TA!
Now on the list.

Beef Cheek! XD

Seems it amounts to what i said long ago - worthless other than as a boaster.

O____o
Well at least you didnt say "since I was a child!" XD

Uh... how long has it been up?

*i love this kind of music for context

My favourite nights back when I worked venues were always when we'd have something like this unexpectedly on the bill.
Theres some fucking coldplay knock off headlining, but somehow this lot have been booked by the useless manager above me - and me and the soundman put them on main support!
🤣

IN or ON?

Bonus chapter: ten ways to cook mystery meat on your ships reactor core!

Given where his hand is im not sure if thats just a harp

Mke the kids read them. Convince the school its coursework.
Spend time with kids getting their summary.
ignore them until they try and kill you next holiday?

How many players suddenly had murderous intentions and starved to death?
This may finally make it popular over here!

So it was the Ostranauts of sporting events?