CynicAleksandra
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Scarf-tying tutorials make me feel like an utterly incompetent human woman.
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*tries to stir up trouble*
*only manages to provoke more apathy*
*only manages to provoke more apathy*
December 11, 2024 at 10:37 AM
*tries to stir up trouble*
*only manages to provoke more apathy*
*only manages to provoke more apathy*
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So people take pics of their feet on purpose?
December 11, 2024 at 9:41 AM
So people take pics of their feet on purpose?
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Revenge is a dish best served through early 90s Hip Hop dance moves.
December 11, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Revenge is a dish best served through early 90s Hip Hop dance moves.
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hoping gregorian chants go mainstream again at some point
December 8, 2024 at 12:45 PM
hoping gregorian chants go mainstream again at some point
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Do you think fish know they’re weird
December 7, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Do you think fish know they’re weird
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i would rather be cringe than be a bigot
December 6, 2024 at 8:20 PM
i would rather be cringe than be a bigot
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i can’t play chess but i can kick your ass at powerpoint
December 6, 2024 at 3:09 AM
i can’t play chess but i can kick your ass at powerpoint
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'Chicks dig scars' I sob quietly after nicking my thumb on a cat food lid
December 5, 2024 at 6:08 PM
'Chicks dig scars' I sob quietly after nicking my thumb on a cat food lid
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[you find a mysterious charging port on your body]
oh no
[also it’s not usb-c]
OH NO
oh no
[also it’s not usb-c]
OH NO
December 5, 2024 at 1:56 PM
[you find a mysterious charging port on your body]
oh no
[also it’s not usb-c]
OH NO
oh no
[also it’s not usb-c]
OH NO
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Doing things leads to participation. It's a slippery slope.
December 5, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Doing things leads to participation. It's a slippery slope.
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James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.
November 27, 2024 at 5:03 PM
James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.
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Took me 30 seconds to locate the wink emoji because that is not who I am
December 4, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Took me 30 seconds to locate the wink emoji because that is not who I am
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[doing a crossword puzzle]
Me: I need a synonym for drifter.
James Hetfield: Rover, wanderer, nomad, vagabond?
Me: I need a synonym for drifter.
James Hetfield: Rover, wanderer, nomad, vagabond?
December 2, 2024 at 1:02 PM
[doing a crossword puzzle]
Me: I need a synonym for drifter.
James Hetfield: Rover, wanderer, nomad, vagabond?
Me: I need a synonym for drifter.
James Hetfield: Rover, wanderer, nomad, vagabond?
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The dystopian films never show the part where you're just hoping the bad guy is too stupid to accomplish his goals
December 4, 2024 at 6:08 AM
The dystopian films never show the part where you're just hoping the bad guy is too stupid to accomplish his goals
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Ibuprofen isn’t enough I need to become an invertebrate
December 4, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Ibuprofen isn’t enough I need to become an invertebrate
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I’m not convinced those Jean Paul Gaultier sailors have ever been to sea.
December 3, 2024 at 2:08 PM
I’m not convinced those Jean Paul Gaultier sailors have ever been to sea.
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Nothing prepares you for the day you realize your purse smells like old people and you don’t know why.
December 3, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Nothing prepares you for the day you realize your purse smells like old people and you don’t know why.
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We are such a funny little species. Some of us collect seashells. Others like to "maximize revenue"
July 17, 2024 at 4:14 PM
We are such a funny little species. Some of us collect seashells. Others like to "maximize revenue"
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I’ve yet to meet a single successful person who uses the world “adulting.”
December 2, 2024 at 12:34 PM
I’ve yet to meet a single successful person who uses the world “adulting.”
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ME: where’s the bathroom
MC ESCHER: its upstairs
ME: fuck you
MC ESCHER: its upstairs
ME: fuck you
December 3, 2024 at 2:27 AM
ME: where’s the bathroom
MC ESCHER: its upstairs
ME: fuck you
MC ESCHER: its upstairs
ME: fuck you
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And Jesus entered the temple and said to the money changers, "You are an important part of the local economy and I'm looking forward to working with you"
December 2, 2024 at 10:41 PM
And Jesus entered the temple and said to the money changers, "You are an important part of the local economy and I'm looking forward to working with you"
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Writers: yes, you are still a "real" writer if you
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot
December 2, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Writers: yes, you are still a "real" writer if you
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot
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What a time to barely be alive
December 1, 2024 at 10:00 PM
What a time to barely be alive