Republicans are definitely the party of sex(with minors) drug(with minors) and rock and roll(kid rock)

Plus this would free up Enten to do what he's really meant to do: low rent college football tout with a specialization in the SEC

Like it's not exactly ho-meow-ners, but it's not far off.

Homeowners is my touchstone word for getting into a Philly accent.

San Antonio is very close to the natural range of peyote. The Coyote, the trickster god, will surely maintain a ready supply, even as he moves into the suburbs to feast on garbage and small pets. The mascot represents and gives live to this rich history.