Chris Curtis
@curtosis.bsky.social
Computational linguist, artificer, λ(data). Syntactician with semanticist delusions. Theatre artist. Anti-Taylorist. Continuous everywhere, differentiable nowhere. Living in the occupied USA. Boosts are multivalent. He/they.
It’s an absolute wonder drug when needed, but yeah, oof.
I have had a lung thing a couple times that gets a *moderate* dose, which would be loopy enough, but it gets paired with enough opiate cough suppressant to bounce the rubble, as they say.
I have had a lung thing a couple times that gets a *moderate* dose, which would be loopy enough, but it gets paired with enough opiate cough suppressant to bounce the rubble, as they say.
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
It’s an absolute wonder drug when needed, but yeah, oof.
I have had a lung thing a couple times that gets a *moderate* dose, which would be loopy enough, but it gets paired with enough opiate cough suppressant to bounce the rubble, as they say.
I have had a lung thing a couple times that gets a *moderate* dose, which would be loopy enough, but it gets paired with enough opiate cough suppressant to bounce the rubble, as they say.
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November 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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An extension of @funranium.bsky.social ‘s Law of Lasers to computing, seen in the wild!
October 23, 2025 at 12:17 PM
An extension of @funranium.bsky.social ‘s Law of Lasers to computing, seen in the wild!
August 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
We used to be a real country.
July 9, 2025 at 11:29 AM
We used to be a real country.
![[screenshot of a skeet from captain bleach @blainecapatch]
(youth pastor voice) you know who else totally destroyed the Chipotle
restroom](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fb2gqlgqxyof6beo4jtoyjgi/bafkreiatbrelifrlk435r5zvwlwkj6k2kla5fgg32ymeagotzf36n6gzcy@jpeg)
I’ve had this saved for repeat reference for 6 years now.
![[Screenshot of a tweet from “Thing Bad” (@Merman_Melville)]
Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
3:03 PM • Jan 24, 2019](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fb2gqlgqxyof6beo4jtoyjgi/bafkreid3ctwcgsggbzxn5wbkacmptwhw35e4rthfocz2zdixywdw35khqu@jpeg)
April 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I’ve had this saved for repeat reference for 6 years now.
They never went away.
April 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
They never went away.
That little header at the top of federal websites that says “An official website of the United States government. Here’s how you know”? With clear explanations? 18F.
The fact it works well on mobile? 18F.
The alert banners that look and work the same on dozens of federal sites? 18F.
2/
The fact it works well on mobile? 18F.
The alert banners that look and work the same on dozens of federal sites? 18F.
2/
March 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
That little header at the top of federal websites that says “An official website of the United States government. Here’s how you know”? With clear explanations? 18F.
The fact it works well on mobile? 18F.
The alert banners that look and work the same on dozens of federal sites? 18F.
2/
The fact it works well on mobile? 18F.
The alert banners that look and work the same on dozens of federal sites? 18F.
2/
Roberts can fuck all the way off into the sun with this. He literally ruled that the president can ignore the courts and Congress.
January 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Roberts can fuck all the way off into the sun with this. He literally ruled that the president can ignore the courts and Congress.