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WEALTH ≠ MERIT
November 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Nvidia is now 16% of the US GDP. We are so fucked.
October 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
hot take but the Male Loneliness Epidemic is self-imposed by men behaving poorly and never learning to socialize outside of their friend group.
October 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I am recruiting for ICE and need your help finding the perfect candidates:

REQUIREMENTS:
- C- Average
- Started an Associates Degree and never finished it
- Body Shape that has never existed in human history. Sort of an amorphous blob or perhaps buff with a tiny head would be perfect.
October 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
the tides will turn. we will win against fascism.
October 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Zohran Mamdani is going to win in New York???? How will I, as a farmer in rural Connecticut, survive??????
October 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I think 80% of the Republican Party is just in religious psychosis
October 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
he’s talking about a pastor
October 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
mans been busy I guess 🤷‍♂️
October 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
You expect republicans to do the right thing???? Why is Democratic leadership so willfully blind?
September 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Now I have to pretend I thought Jimmy Kimmel was funny 😔
September 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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First Colbert, now Kimmel.

Last-minute settlements, secret side deals, multi-billion dollar mergers pending Donald Trump's approval.

Trump silencing free speech stifles our democracy. It sure looks like giant media companies are enabling his authoritarianism.
September 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
“Free Speech” for Republicans just boils down to wanting to say slurs with no repercussions. Absolutely brain dead.
September 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Republicans took every opportunity to celebrate the deaths of George Floyd, Trayvon Martin, Melissa Hortman, Ryan Carson, Joseph Rosenbaum, Anthony Huber, Brianna Taylor, Tamir Rice, Michael Brown, Eric Garner, Heather Heyer, Ahmaud Arbery, and the list goes on.

Why should I care if they’re mad?
September 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
democrats who call for bipartisanship might as well just say they want to work with fascists and nazis like what are you talking about
September 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
“fuck your feelings” crowd very upset that other people don’t care about their feelings
September 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I like how the Republican Party is like a million of these guys telling ME im too emotional
September 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
September 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Billionaire Trump donor Elon Musk owns X.

Billionaire Trump ally Jeff Bezos owns The Washington Post.

With this acquisition, both CNN and CBS News would be owned by billionaire Trump donor Larry Ellison.

Oligarchs’ monopoly over our media is spiraling out of control.
September 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
September 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
they want us to believe they don’t LOVE political violence?
September 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR

MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
September 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
“We’re not silencing anyone.”
September 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I’m gonna start treating transphobic Christians how they treat trans people. Oh you’re religious? Isn’t that kind of like psychosis or like a mental issue? Like don’t you think straight or do normal things?
September 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM