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cum chef
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How’s it going y’all
Sup fucker
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I can’t wait for my next devastating heartbreak that leaves me in ruins for 8 months-a year
May 17, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Do y’all hate me on here or am I just in another lane
May 16, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Idk if anybody makes amv’s anymore but an attack on Titan amv with Dr. Dog’s song Go Out Fighting would go so hard
May 16, 2025 at 7:36 AM
They’re doing minecraft parody songs at karaoke tonight
May 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
They got the polyamorous yard sale this weekend down the street
May 15, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Getting off Vicodin after a week and a half on it beat my asshole like a drum
May 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Freddrick Dougulas
May 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
How come nobody does the thing they used to do with usernames like ~xXx_B4LL5UCK3R_xXx~ anymore
May 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Y’all fuck with sun ra ?
May 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Whats up with y’all
May 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I got got on twitter again for politely disagreeing with racists
May 11, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Okay it’s been a while and I want to kill my self again
the hottest woman to ever look in my direction decided to have sex with me and now I don’t want to kill myself anymore. What luck !
April 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
the hottest woman to ever look in my direction decided to have sex with me and now I don’t want to kill myself anymore. What luck !
December 29, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Bag secured
December 25, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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more like funillingus imo
December 18, 2024 at 7:37 AM
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So much of my life has been spent charging Devices
December 18, 2024 at 8:09 AM
Been absolutely obsessed with this song lately open.spotify.com/wrapped/shar...
December 12, 2024 at 3:55 AM
I love her unfortunately
December 5, 2024 at 6:48 AM
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one of the fun things about being broke as shit is you feel the incentive to scrounge up money but you're also probably depressed on account of the not having any so it just feels like you're being rapidly rotated at speeds and velocities.
December 5, 2024 at 6:18 AM
Absolutely sucking and fucking on this leftover Chinese food
December 2, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Why the vegan Togo box got a pop socket on it
November 29, 2024 at 8:03 AM
Why are u all following me
November 29, 2024 at 7:51 AM
Getting on here to say I want to kill myself really bad but I haven’t !! And I’m hungry
October 18, 2024 at 6:43 PM
I need to start smoking weed all day every day again just so I can quit for the crazy dreams
February 28, 2024 at 2:54 PM