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Will Patton
Name an S-tier supporting actor/actress role.
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Will Patton
Does anyone who has a LEGO Enterprise coming in the mail not care about a mint condition box? I ordered one online so I could have one to build and one to keep sealed but it was damaged in shipping. The set is fine, there’s just a gouge in the box. I was hoping someone might be willing to trade
December 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Does anyone who has a LEGO Enterprise coming in the mail not care about a mint condition box? I ordered one online so I could have one to build and one to keep sealed but it was damaged in shipping. The set is fine, there’s just a gouge in the box. I was hoping someone might be willing to trade
They’ll probably only have them for juuuust a bit
I really hope that the Uecker patch they wore this year is a permanent addition and not a one season thing.
December 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
They’ll probably only have them for juuuust a bit
My mother shared her Amazon wishlist with me for Christmas and I want to get her an electric dough mixer. But the one on her list has a note that says “Frequently Returned Item”. Anyone have suggestions on a brand?
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
My mother shared her Amazon wishlist with me for Christmas and I want to get her an electric dough mixer. But the one on her list has a note that says “Frequently Returned Item”. Anyone have suggestions on a brand?
Somewhere there is an heroic can of beans who donated a kidney
The last two cans of garbanzo beans that I have opened each contained a single kidney bean
December 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Somewhere there is an heroic can of beans who donated a kidney
I tried to raise my hand but I pulled a muscle doing it because I am old enough to remember The Sports Authority
who remember The Sports Authority?
December 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I tried to raise my hand but I pulled a muscle doing it because I am old enough to remember The Sports Authority
Beware overindulging in cheese?
December 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Beware overindulging in cheese?
I would answer this but there is a 300 character limit
Look it's good the approval is declining. But also ...what is wrong with men?!
Trump Approval Among Men:
Disapprove: 51% (+12)
Approve: 46% (-7)
YouGov / Nov 24, 2025
(% Change With Feb 2025)
Disapprove: 51% (+12)
Approve: 46% (-7)
YouGov / Nov 24, 2025
(% Change With Feb 2025)
December 1, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I would answer this but there is a 300 character limit
Can’t believe you didn’t wait until Tuesday to put this one up!
November 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Can’t believe you didn’t wait until Tuesday to put this one up!
Rooting for a carbon monoxide leak
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Rooting for a carbon monoxide leak
“Determine its effect” like this is a credible medical or scientific study come the fuck on. Who writes these headlines.
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
“Determine its effect” like this is a credible medical or scientific study come the fuck on. Who writes these headlines.
This is embarrassing. I have to work much fucking harder
@cttrekkie.bsky.social has swears! They've used 23 profanities in their last 356 posts.
🥇 "shit" (6 times)
🥈 "dammit" (2 times)
🥉 "fuck" (2 times)
🥇 "shit" (6 times)
🥈 "dammit" (2 times)
🥉 "fuck" (2 times)
November 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This is embarrassing. I have to work much fucking harder
Shortbread is terrible. It’s like a wannabe cookie. It’s like a cracker that went to cookie school and dropped out after a semester.
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Shortbread is terrible. It’s like a wannabe cookie. It’s like a cracker that went to cookie school and dropped out after a semester.
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Typo on the decal sheet this is not a drill TYPO ON THE DECAL SHEET
Can’t get it less blurry than this so for those of you who can’t make it out it says “To boldy go”
Can’t get it less blurry than this so for those of you who can’t make it out it says “To boldy go”
November 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Typo on the decal sheet this is not a drill TYPO ON THE DECAL SHEET
Can’t get it less blurry than this so for those of you who can’t make it out it says “To boldy go”
Can’t get it less blurry than this so for those of you who can’t make it out it says “To boldy go”
The user manual that came with my car is smaller than this.
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The user manual that came with my car is smaller than this.
This was fun! Now to tackle the big one!
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This was fun! Now to tackle the big one!
I went to the mall three hours ahead of the opening time for the LEGO store for this. I am tired and hungry but also excited to build
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I went to the mall three hours ahead of the opening time for the LEGO store for this. I am tired and hungry but also excited to build
So excited to finally get it but man am I annoyed at how carelessly they jammed the instructions and decal sheet into the shuttle craft box
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
So excited to finally get it but man am I annoyed at how carelessly they jammed the instructions and decal sheet into the shuttle craft box
I had to end to one of my longest-running relationships today: my wallet. 18 years we were together. It was always there for me. More than 50% of the card pockets are now torn and I lost my debit card because of it. Please respect my privacy in this time of mourning.
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I had to end to one of my longest-running relationships today: my wallet. 18 years we were together. It was always there for me. More than 50% of the card pockets are now torn and I lost my debit card because of it. Please respect my privacy in this time of mourning.
Remember at all? The OJ trial. Remember clearly? The Clinton impeachment.
1. What was the first major news story you remember as a child?
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Remember at all? The OJ trial. Remember clearly? The Clinton impeachment.
I never considered this but now that you’ve brought it up I now realize that it’s basically criminal that they don’t let you hug the dogs
There should be a special VIP pass you could buy for the big dog show that would let you hug all the dogs
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I never considered this but now that you’ve brought it up I now realize that it’s basically criminal that they don’t let you hug the dogs
Talk about accidental symbolism; I felt something stuck in my shoe at work and thought it was just a smooshed French fry or whatever. When it didn’t go away after 5 minutes or so I checked and found this. Only way it could have been better if it was a Gadsden flag
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Talk about accidental symbolism; I felt something stuck in my shoe at work and thought it was just a smooshed French fry or whatever. When it didn’t go away after 5 minutes or so I checked and found this. Only way it could have been better if it was a Gadsden flag
I’m like 99% sure this is somehow a hate crime but I’m going to tag @shinery.bsky.social to tell me for sure
Shepherd's pie in a pint glass.
All feedback welcomed.
All feedback welcomed.
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I’m like 99% sure this is somehow a hate crime but I’m going to tag @shinery.bsky.social to tell me for sure
Cubs in 2016
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Cubs in 2016