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they/them | 30 | just here for the steddie brainrot 🖤

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we need og demogorgon hunter jonathan back cause who is this whiny wet noodle
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
let nancy go to college and just live her best life, meet new people and have fun. please i'm begging!
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
yeah and the whole "he was always bitchy" thing is like yeah - when it was relevant or at least for comic relief, he just came across so rude. like expecting him to put his "differences" with jonathan aside for a second while on a mission isn't unreasonable. he's done it multiple times before wtf
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
the chauvinistic pig line is in the writers room and feels like projection. honestly makes me wonder wtf they were doing for three years
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i guess we all collectively missed the episode where steve was really dismissive to everyone and everything and behaved like even the most basic of tasks was a massive hardship on him
November 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
the writers once again proving they have no clue how to toe the line between quirky and creepy
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
hahaha yes! that would sooo be his role in the group, throws a thought out casually that seems insane or silly but would totally work. i agree the hospital thing was hmm, like "natural disaster" and a military occupation but no security checks and everyone is strolling around unbothered... okay
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
im really struggling to see what's cute about two guys trying to win the girl like she's some sort of trophy without ever once considering her opinion/thoughts/feelings... comes across pretty archaic and gross to me 😬
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
😭 eddie could have been getting special supplies for steve through murray, like surely a tunnel network is better than a blatantly obvious truck but hey, at least we got a considerably older man asking if someone has proposed (fucked?) their gf after her parents got sliced up like deli meat...
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM
yeeeees!! the juxtaposition of steve being overground and eddie being underground, the yearning would have been insane!
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
we could have had eddie "the mole man" munson 😭 sneaking about his little tunnels up to mischief and high jinks
November 28, 2025 at 10:39 AM
the way he could have just interjected with "we could always drug em? slip them a couple of benzos? that shit knocks you right out"
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 AM
strolled right on in, got his tape for the weekend, gave a little wink and strolled right on out completely unaware steve is ascending in the corner and robin is stun locked cause eddie munson? really?
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
i fully believe when eddie told wayne steve harrington was his boyfriend he slapped his knee and was like "well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit"
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
through two seasons of half baked plot points for billy bitch boy when eddie was right fucking there - god forbid we get an alternative/metalhead character that isn't portrayed to be a one dimensional absolute ass wipe of a human being. oh im mad now too 🙃
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
the thing is regardless of whether its stancy or jancy endgame one or both within those respective relationships is going to have compromise/settle for a future they don't actually want. that's not cute that's horrible and bad writing. plus don't even get me started on having to slog
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM