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#st5 don't get me wrong there's a lot i loved in vol1 but idk if they're going to push the love triangle trope it would probably be good idea not to depict nancy as nothing but thoroughly frustrated and annoyed by the whole thing like +
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
#st5

also im kind of furious at "there's no way to dig eddie out of that" you mean like he couldn't scamper about the fucking tunnels none of the military seem to know about or he couldn't have gone incognito like el did for supposedly a year & a bit without being caught. miss me with that shit
November 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
#st5 spoilers ahead

i just watched it aaand yes, i would like more of mrs wheeler absolutely shanking a demogorgon but why they making steve a dick 🤨 and do not look me in the eyebrows and tell me eddie wouldn't have been perfect for the benzo kidnap plotline
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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just two guys keeping each other warm

#steddie #Strangerthings #Steveharrington #eddiemunson #safsart
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
steve stumbling dazed and disheveled into family video and when robin asks him what the hell happened, he immediately launches into a "i've seen things you people wouldn't believe" style monologue, including background music, but it's about getting absolutely railed by eddie munson
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
one of these days im going to upload a chapter and not find a whole bunch of spelling mistakes 0.5 seconds after posting 🫠
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
steve was curious why eddie always smelled vaguely of oven during the winter months until the first time he spent the holidays with the munsons. now he will unabashedly deck a child for even the quickest blast of that premium oven heat
November 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
do y'all think steve has asked eddie to recreate the aragorn bursting through the doors of helms deep scene and do we think eddie broke their bedroom door the first couple of times because he was maybe perhaps a bit too enthusiastic about the whole idea...
November 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
i just know whenever eddie is hand sewing on his patches he feels like a regency lady of leisure with many fine accomplishments
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
idk i just feel like the munsons would boycott thanksgiving
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
forever a sucker for steve taking care of eddie's curls while he recovers in hospital but when erica shows a rare glimpse of tenderness and cares for eddie's curls while he's in hospital? spectacular, gimme 14 of em right now
November 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
wayne munson is always the first to show up with a casserole or soup whenever someone is sick or just a little bit blue but always makes a point of saying "i'll be wanting that dish/tupperware back"
November 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
oh dear, the "i liked queen before stranger things" shenanigans have already started. call me crazy but im not sure how people would find music to listen to if they're not allowed to hear it from somewhere 🤨
October 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
im sorry but el vaulting over that fence was the funniest shit i've ever seen. what the fuck was that?!
October 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
steve having a full on gay crisis when the cc boys decided to do star wars costumes for halloween cause why is he thinking about grabbing eddie's princess leia buns while he uhm... y'know gets down on his knees
October 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
being struck down with the sickness has cured my creative block, unfortunately this only applies to new wips not current ones 🫠
October 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
something something the gang going as x files characters for halloween. robin and steve 100% convinced eddie is going to do some sort of pun with deep throat, instead he turns up in a horrifyingly accurate and truly traumatizing flukeman costume
October 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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haha this idea was too cute not to draw this real quick:)
October 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
steve telling eddie they're going to have a baby by presenting him with a teeny tiny version of his denim vest but instead of the dio patch it says dad is the same style with a stencil of eddie and his guitar 😭
October 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
i know wayne munson got them sam rockwell dance moves
October 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
its that time of year when wayne spends every minute of his free time making paper-mache helmets and chain mail out of soda can tabs for little eddie's halloween costumes. he could just buy him a mask or stick an old bed sheet on him but if his boy wants to be whatever the fuck a rohirrim is then
October 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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missed these freaks
#steddie
October 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Eddie Munson collab with @sensible-lemons.bsky.social !!!
September 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
eddie literally body slamming steve into a bisexual wakening after eddie pinned him during a wrestling match for gym class. steve had to pretend to writhe in pain to hide his boner and eddie got landed with a detention and that, my friends, is how the king and the freak beef started.
September 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
little daddy house shoes but it's rockstar eddie munson and his husband steve "some guy" harrington
August 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM