Jesse Rosen
@crrrack.bsky.social
Photographer, Cinematographer, Inventor, Film Engineer
I think people don't like pecan pie because it's commonly made with a ton of corn syrup and not nearly enough pecans. I believe it should be filled with pecans and I make it with maple syrup. It's just about my favorite desert in the world.
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I think people don't like pecan pie because it's commonly made with a ton of corn syrup and not nearly enough pecans. I believe it should be filled with pecans and I make it with maple syrup. It's just about my favorite desert in the world.
I can't believe I have to do this.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Opening Credits
YouTube video by Jacob Gualtieri
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I can't believe I have to do this.
A moose bit my sister
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
A moose bit my sister
This feels like a metaphor of some sort
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
This feels like a metaphor of some sort
Are you suggesting that Putin does _not_ have video of Trump giving Bubba a blowie?
November 15, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Are you suggesting that Putin does _not_ have video of Trump giving Bubba a blowie?
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Give this man one trillion dollars stat!
November 5, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Give this man one trillion dollars stat!
And the video for it is stupid too
November 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
And the video for it is stupid too
Maybe I’m biased because I’m in the middle of a move, but I’m gonna say mostly packing, unpacking and putting together flat-packed furniture
October 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Maybe I’m biased because I’m in the middle of a move, but I’m gonna say mostly packing, unpacking and putting together flat-packed furniture
One of the pleasures of watching TV shows is talking to your friends and coworkers about it afterwards. If people start actually watching this it’ll be like hearing your friends talking about their dreams every day (and not in a good way)
October 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
One of the pleasures of watching TV shows is talking to your friends and coworkers about it afterwards. If people start actually watching this it’ll be like hearing your friends talking about their dreams every day (and not in a good way)
This is what I was coming to post here
October 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
This is what I was coming to post here
And creating a nuisance!
October 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
And creating a nuisance!
It's an amazing tech demo. It clearly needs to be smaller, cheaper, +batt., etc. Even then who knows if something in this category will ever be a viable product (I know I can't imagine wanting a screen in my FOV while I'm out in public). I guess there're worse things for Apple to spend their R&D on.
October 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
It's an amazing tech demo. It clearly needs to be smaller, cheaper, +batt., etc. Even then who knows if something in this category will ever be a viable product (I know I can't imagine wanting a screen in my FOV while I'm out in public). I guess there're worse things for Apple to spend their R&D on.
Haha is S.A. all in on Arial?
September 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Haha is S.A. all in on Arial?
Given what we know about stress’s effect on human health I’d put good money on this being the case
September 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Given what we know about stress’s effect on human health I’d put good money on this being the case
I was until I asked my kid who's a Minecraft player. It's probably not cheating to google the recipe!
September 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I was until I asked my kid who's a Minecraft player. It's probably not cheating to google the recipe!
Isn't there a big overlap with the guys who say "An armed society is a polite society"? I think they want and expect anyone who disagrees with them to be too scared to actually say so out loud
September 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Isn't there a big overlap with the guys who say "An armed society is a polite society"? I think they want and expect anyone who disagrees with them to be too scared to actually say so out loud
Netflix had everything just long enough to put video rental stores out of business
September 20, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Netflix had everything just long enough to put video rental stores out of business
Did they move Queens across the Hudson when nobody was looking?
September 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Did they move Queens across the Hudson when nobody was looking?
Yeah that could definitely be. At any rate, I'm pretty sure they know what's going on - though it'd be pretty funny if the AI reading the responses concludes that that everyone is suddenly cancelling because it's not compatible with their TV or something
September 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Yeah that could definitely be. At any rate, I'm pretty sure they know what's going on - though it'd be pretty funny if the AI reading the responses concludes that that everyone is suddenly cancelling because it's not compatible with their TV or something
Hm, when I canceled Hulu yesterday there was an "other" option which let me type in a colorful response
September 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Hm, when I canceled Hulu yesterday there was an "other" option which let me type in a colorful response
No use arguing with fascists. Just block and move one.
September 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
No use arguing with fascists. Just block and move one.