C. Robert Cargill
@crobertcargill.bsky.social
Lvl 50 Writer of Wrongs. SINISTER 1 & 2. DOCTOR STRANGE. THE BLACK PHONE 1 & 2. THE GORGE. V/H/S/85. SEA OF RUST. DAY ZERO. WE ARE WHERE THE NIGHTMARES GO. Six books, seven movies. Podcaster with JUNKFOOD CINEMA. Tio do Churrasco. Misfit toy.
The Jay Duplass film THE BALTIMORONS is a delightful, feel good, shot-on-film, down and dirty indie that feels like it escaped from the 90s. Two unlikely people (a dentist and an improv comic) spend Christmas Eve together, each with their own bullshit to work through. One of Duplass's best. Loved it
December 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The Jay Duplass film THE BALTIMORONS is a delightful, feel good, shot-on-film, down and dirty indie that feels like it escaped from the 90s. Two unlikely people (a dentist and an improv comic) spend Christmas Eve together, each with their own bullshit to work through. One of Duplass's best. Loved it
Wine, Christmas movies, and a roaring fire.
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Wine, Christmas movies, and a roaring fire.
Today MAN FINDS TAPE is out in the world in theaters and on VOD. So proud of EVERYONE involved, but a fun extra highlight is it is Jess’s first film! We executively produced this together and were both so thrilled with the movie everyone made. Austin filmmakers rule. Hope y’all love it!
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Today MAN FINDS TAPE is out in the world in theaters and on VOD. So proud of EVERYONE involved, but a fun extra highlight is it is Jess’s first film! We executively produced this together and were both so thrilled with the movie everyone made. Austin filmmakers rule. Hope y’all love it!
OUT TOMORROW! AT LONG LAST! MAN FINDS TAPE!
The film Jess and I executively produced, written, directed, starring, and filmed by people Jess and I have known in the Austin film community for decades. The single most Austin film made in several years. We're very proud. In theaters & on VOD TOMORROW!
The film Jess and I executively produced, written, directed, starring, and filmed by people Jess and I have known in the Austin film community for decades. The single most Austin film made in several years. We're very proud. In theaters & on VOD TOMORROW!
December 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
OUT TOMORROW! AT LONG LAST! MAN FINDS TAPE!
The film Jess and I executively produced, written, directed, starring, and filmed by people Jess and I have known in the Austin film community for decades. The single most Austin film made in several years. We're very proud. In theaters & on VOD TOMORROW!
The film Jess and I executively produced, written, directed, starring, and filmed by people Jess and I have known in the Austin film community for decades. The single most Austin film made in several years. We're very proud. In theaters & on VOD TOMORROW!
Bluesky Wrapped on fucking point.
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Bluesky Wrapped on fucking point.
"You think you're the only 80s movie to have a McDonald's set piece in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe; you just don't know it yet."
December 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"You think you're the only 80s movie to have a McDonald's set piece in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe; you just don't know it yet."
BLUE MOON is written as a play- a single night in the life of a talented, sad, tortured writer who doesn't know he is going from celebrated talent to footnote in history. It is some of Ethan's best work EVER, and Rick Linklater's best movie in years (and I *LOVE* all his recent work.) F'N BRILLIANT.
November 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
BLUE MOON is written as a play- a single night in the life of a talented, sad, tortured writer who doesn't know he is going from celebrated talent to footnote in history. It is some of Ethan's best work EVER, and Rick Linklater's best movie in years (and I *LOVE* all his recent work.) F'N BRILLIANT.
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
Thanksgiving was a hit with the in-laws! Everything hit, everyone went for 2nds, and they especially loved my experiments. Very thrilled with how everything came out. Definitely found some of my lifetime recipes. A complete success.
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Thanksgiving was a hit with the in-laws! Everything hit, everyone went for 2nds, and they especially loved my experiments. Very thrilled with how everything came out. Definitely found some of my lifetime recipes. A complete success.
I never thought I’d see the day in which a rapper would be singing a song asking why he should sober up on a Thanksgiving float at the Macy’s parade…
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I never thought I’d see the day in which a rapper would be singing a song asking why he should sober up on a Thanksgiving float at the Macy’s parade…
Nyx is excelling at her new job as a branch manager.
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Nyx is excelling at her new job as a branch manager.
Mission accomplished! After three hours of simmering, I have created a jar of liquid gold, ready to be turned into an insanely good turkey gravy and a stuffing that will absolutely wreck face. Time to celebrate with some holiday pie!
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Mission accomplished! After three hours of simmering, I have created a jar of liquid gold, ready to be turned into an insanely good turkey gravy and a stuffing that will absolutely wreck face. Time to celebrate with some holiday pie!
God damn you autocorrect! It's
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
God damn you autocorrect! It's
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love...
The fucking supporting cast in this movie is absolutely insane. Sig! Baranski! Dukakis! Batt! Lane! Garber! Klein! (Robert, not Kevin.) Manheim! Najimy! And Patrick Steward steals every frame of the movie he's in. An absolute banger.
The fucking supporting cast in this movie is absolutely insane. Sig! Baranski! Dukakis! Batt! Lane! Garber! Klein! (Robert, not Kevin.) Manheim! Najimy! And Patrick Steward steals every frame of the movie he's in. An absolute banger.
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love...
The fucking supporting cast in this movie is absolutely insane. Sig! Baranski! Dukakis! Batt! Lane! Garber! Klein! (Robert, not Kevin.) Manheim! Najimy! And Patrick Steward steals every frame of the movie he's in. An absolute banger.
The fucking supporting cast in this movie is absolutely insane. Sig! Baranski! Dukakis! Batt! Lane! Garber! Klein! (Robert, not Kevin.) Manheim! Najimy! And Patrick Steward steals every frame of the movie he's in. An absolute banger.
I'm not one to be complimentary to this absolute shit goblin knob, but one meeting with Mamdani and this mother fucker got a stylist. I'm dying over here.
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I'm not one to be complimentary to this absolute shit goblin knob, but one meeting with Mamdani and this mother fucker got a stylist. I'm dying over here.
Gobble gobble, mother fucker.
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Gobble gobble, mother fucker.
A Dwarven Forge floor fogger for D&D terrain.
November 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
A Dwarven Forge floor fogger for D&D terrain.
Now that we’re out of the spoiler window, I thought some of you might enjoy some BLACK PHONE 2 BTS.
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Now that we’re out of the spoiler window, I thought some of you might enjoy some BLACK PHONE 2 BTS.
Those of you stanning the food scene in Culver City: I agree wholeheartedly.
November 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Those of you stanning the food scene in Culver City: I agree wholeheartedly.