julie
@crimesofthefuture.riversofblood.world
erotic neurotic (27, 🔞)
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clocked in at the lowkey hostile work environment factory
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
clocked in at the lowkey hostile work environment factory
she call my pussy the Freddy Fazbear Deluxe Box cuz she wants to eat it for 5 nights. Available now for a limited time only at Popeyes #ad
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM
she call my pussy the Freddy Fazbear Deluxe Box cuz she wants to eat it for 5 nights. Available now for a limited time only at Popeyes #ad
there’s a new sign on the grass outside my building that says “please don’t pee on me” and i guess i’m just wondering if i’m some kind of joke to you
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
there’s a new sign on the grass outside my building that says “please don’t pee on me” and i guess i’m just wondering if i’m some kind of joke to you
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I don’t believe in heaven but I do believe in italian women 💯
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I don’t believe in heaven but I do believe in italian women 💯
holiday by madonna sounds like eating suspiciously warm shrimp cocktail and getting norovirus on the first night of a swingers cruise. perfect song
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
holiday by madonna sounds like eating suspiciously warm shrimp cocktail and getting norovirus on the first night of a swingers cruise. perfect song
just had to read the phrase “elphaba sex cardigan” with my own eyes
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
just had to read the phrase “elphaba sex cardigan” with my own eyes
my girlfriend runs in the same circles as the wiggles so watch your fucking tone around her ok??
November 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
my girlfriend runs in the same circles as the wiggles so watch your fucking tone around her ok??
thinking about @zzzzzzzzoe.bsky.social ‘s disappointed tone when she told me “oh no… there’s a nepo wiggle…”
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
thinking about @zzzzzzzzoe.bsky.social ‘s disappointed tone when she told me “oh no… there’s a nepo wiggle…”
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i have a disease and the only cure is everyone being nice to me. or being overstimulated til i cry also might work it’s an experimental treatment but early studies look promising
November 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
i have a disease and the only cure is everyone being nice to me. or being overstimulated til i cry also might work it’s an experimental treatment but early studies look promising
sorry boss i can’t come in, i’ve got clown lung
November 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
sorry boss i can’t come in, i’ve got clown lung
calling out sick from work tomorrow i’m diagnosing myself with trench foot
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
calling out sick from work tomorrow i’m diagnosing myself with trench foot
self-diagnosing with the dreamer’s disease
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
self-diagnosing with the dreamer’s disease
self-diagnosing with alexandria’s genesis
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
self-diagnosing with alexandria’s genesis
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
becoming a born again virgin in a fucked up infinity pool way
November 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
becoming a born again virgin in a fucked up infinity pool way
having a silver jews november. getting a tramp stamp that says sometimes a pony gets depressed
November 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
having a silver jews november. getting a tramp stamp that says sometimes a pony gets depressed
this 27 year old lesbian still serves her oral fixation the old fashioned way
November 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
this 27 year old lesbian still serves her oral fixation the old fashioned way
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at the dungeon and she pulls out Plank With Nail In It
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
at the dungeon and she pulls out Plank With Nail In It
i might not be a 10 but if you want a lap dance set to “you can call me al” by paul simon, you know who to call AND what to call me
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
i might not be a 10 but if you want a lap dance set to “you can call me al” by paul simon, you know who to call AND what to call me
yeah me and my gf are poly but i get a lil jealous sometimes. gotta gatekeep my girlboss
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
yeah me and my gf are poly but i get a lil jealous sometimes. gotta gatekeep my girlboss
no one has ever let me hit because i post good it’s more of an “in spite of” thing
November 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
no one has ever let me hit because i post good it’s more of an “in spite of” thing
pussy talented, it do cartwheels. and so on and so forth
November 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
pussy talented, it do cartwheels. and so on and so forth