Nice

I had to walk into the middle of a cornfield to get these shots and and I heard a lot of coyotes freaking out in the distance. Glad they didn't eat me before I could post the pictures

I liked him better with Hootie & the Blowfish

A few more

This and an old fashioned could fix me

You don't understand it's not that he would rather triple your healthcare premiums than be mildly inconvenienced, it's just that he's a totally worthless and ineffective leader. Those are way different

In hindsight it's awfully suspicious that *once again* they only got the exact number of votes required to make the bad thing happen and not a single one to spare, and that it just happened to be arguably the 7 safest seats plus the cave man who gets off on being yelled at

why do I still have to know about this lady

Got a titanium spork with his name on it (better for scooping)