Creighton ⚒️
@creightonote.bsky.social
Highly regarded Hawkeyes "writer" from Off Tackle Empire. Come on you Irons, Saoirse don Phalaistín
They want everyone all talking about how Trump is definitely a pedophile to distract us from the real story: that I was able to see the northern lights with my naked eyes last night
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
They want everyone all talking about how Trump is definitely a pedophile to distract us from the real story: that I was able to see the northern lights with my naked eyes last night
I haven't even finished my first cup of coffee and already am having to process "Michael Wolff and Jeffrey Epstein talked about how Jeff could blackmail Donald Trump"
![From:
Sent:
To
Subject.
Michael Wolff [redacted]
12/16/2015 4:26:32 PM
jeffrey E. [jeevacation@gmail.com]
Re: Heads up
Importance: High
I think you should let him hang himself. If he says he hasn't been on the plane or to the house, then that gives you a valuable PR and political currency. You can hang him in a way that potentially generates a positive benefit for you, or, if it really looks like he could win, you could save him, generating a debt. Of course, it is possible that, when asked, he'll say Jeffrey is a great guy and has gotten a raw deal and is a victim of political correctness, which is to be outlawed in a Trump regime.
On Tue, Dec 15, 2015 at 11:52 PM, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
if we were able to craft an answer for him, what do you think it should be?
On Tue, Dec 15, 2015 at 8:00 PM, Michael Wolff
wrote: I hear CNN planning to ask Trump tonight about his relationship with you-cither on air or in scrum afterwards.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zjjin73egkdplri53jb45hcb/bafkreibnmufjel2mbvtutznnqbuwy7bvwjk2jk224k3qy6uakb7vkqfpqy@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I haven't even finished my first cup of coffee and already am having to process "Michael Wolff and Jeffrey Epstein talked about how Jeff could blackmail Donald Trump"
Lordy, the northern lights tonight. Easily three clearest I've ever seen them
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Lordy, the northern lights tonight. Easily three clearest I've ever seen them
1- Pootie Tang
2- Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged me
3- Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
4- Casablanca
5- The Hottie and the Nottie
2- Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged me
3- Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
4- Casablanca
5- The Hottie and the Nottie
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
1- Pootie Tang
2- Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged me
3- Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
4- Casablanca
5- The Hottie and the Nottie
2- Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged me
3- Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
4- Casablanca
5- The Hottie and the Nottie
Recast the character using the same rules as an old sitcom where a main cast member leaves the show.
"This is James Bond's sister that we never mentioned before, Jane (Kiera Knightley). Her new codename is 007. She has exactly the same mannerisms but we gave her a slightly different catchphrase"
"This is James Bond's sister that we never mentioned before, Jane (Kiera Knightley). Her new codename is 007. She has exactly the same mannerisms but we gave her a slightly different catchphrase"
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Recast the character using the same rules as an old sitcom where a main cast member leaves the show.
"This is James Bond's sister that we never mentioned before, Jane (Kiera Knightley). Her new codename is 007. She has exactly the same mannerisms but we gave her a slightly different catchphrase"
"This is James Bond's sister that we never mentioned before, Jane (Kiera Knightley). Her new codename is 007. She has exactly the same mannerisms but we gave her a slightly different catchphrase"
Hilarious football game, 10/10
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Hilarious football game, 10/10
If I was on the Edmund Fitzgerald it wouldn't have went down like it did
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
If I was on the Edmund Fitzgerald it wouldn't have went down like it did
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
"No Kings" very much includes Angus King
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"No Kings" very much includes Angus King
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Chuck Schumer got the boss call from the CEO of Delta telling him that Atlanta was down to 25% capacity ahead of the holidays and now you’re gonna pay 4x for health insurance.
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Chuck Schumer got the boss call from the CEO of Delta telling him that Atlanta was down to 25% capacity ahead of the holidays and now you’re gonna pay 4x for health insurance.
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Just thinking again how Democrats asked people to accept short-term suffering in order to give space to prevent long-term, worse suffering and then said, "Thanks for suffering in the short-term. You'll get to suffer long-term too so that our Thanksgiving plans don't get disrupted."
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Just thinking again how Democrats asked people to accept short-term suffering in order to give space to prevent long-term, worse suffering and then said, "Thanks for suffering in the short-term. You'll get to suffer long-term too so that our Thanksgiving plans don't get disrupted."
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Truly amazing that any time the democrats have to bite the bullet and do something that ruins countless lives, there's always *just* enough votes to get it done, but if there is a vote on something that would actually improve people's lives, they are always one vote short. Crazy how that happens.
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Truly amazing that any time the democrats have to bite the bullet and do something that ruins countless lives, there's always *just* enough votes to get it done, but if there is a vote on something that would actually improve people's lives, they are always one vote short. Crazy how that happens.
Ok fuck chuck schumer, don't stop calling and faxing these gargoyles until they make a business decision to cave to us instead of the GOP.
Time for a vibe shift, here's some cool photos from the last roll of Portra i shot
Time for a vibe shift, here's some cool photos from the last roll of Portra i shot
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Ok fuck chuck schumer, don't stop calling and faxing these gargoyles until they make a business decision to cave to us instead of the GOP.
Time for a vibe shift, here's some cool photos from the last roll of Portra i shot
Time for a vibe shift, here's some cool photos from the last roll of Portra i shot
It's a little unfair to criticize the Schumer deal as "getting nothing in return" when you realize one of their main objectives is making sure that liberal voters remain conditioned to never expect things from them so that nobody is demanding healthcare next time they're in charge
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It's a little unfair to criticize the Schumer deal as "getting nothing in return" when you realize one of their main objectives is making sure that liberal voters remain conditioned to never expect things from them so that nobody is demanding healthcare next time they're in charge
Bold move from Chuck Schumer to take an intentional safety to lose the game at the buzzer for no apparent reason. It will be interesting to see how this helps our playoff chances
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Bold move from Chuck Schumer to take an intentional safety to lose the game at the buzzer for no apparent reason. It will be interesting to see how this helps our playoff chances
Can I get a bear down in the chat? 🐻⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Can I get a bear down in the chat? 🐻⬇️
Free character idea for anyone looking for a new bit: a play on those right wing Rage Against the Machine fans who get upset when they find out that Tom Morello has left wing politics, but it's an atheist learning some uncomfortable truths about a christian rock band that they think wails
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Free character idea for anyone looking for a new bit: a play on those right wing Rage Against the Machine fans who get upset when they find out that Tom Morello has left wing politics, but it's an atheist learning some uncomfortable truths about a christian rock band that they think wails
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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November 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
foot ball (cold)
November 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
foot ball (cold)
Some pictures I took today where I framed out the Big Noon eyesore
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Some pictures I took today where I framed out the Big Noon eyesore
Walking around the Big Noon set, have to be very careful so I don't accidentally step on portnoy
November 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Walking around the Big Noon set, have to be very careful so I don't accidentally step on portnoy
