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˗ˏˋuıʍʇdəəɹɔˎˊ˗👑King of the Reply Guys😺
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☆ i have 5️⃣🐱🐈🐈🐈🐈 named after Noodles 🍝
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☆ i'm just doing my best 🏆
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I might not be very good at games but I am incredibly skilled at accidentally finding all the walls you can get stuck in.
Ravioli only recently started getting into bed with me occasionally at age 5. He typically won't stay very long when he does. If he lays down it's usually just against the wall.

Since I started packing for my trip he's been in bed with me every night and tonight he's been here for hours. And now 😭
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I am seriously over-packing for this trip to the point that I'm basically bringing literally every article of clothing I own and every item I use at least once a month.
November 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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the great thing about living in a meat sack is every day it’s a new injury from something as simple as sleeping wrong
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Black Friday?
More like Brap* Friday, amirite?

[please enjoy this definition from Urban Dictionary:
* brap: A meaty fart. a fart longer or lounder than average; deep in pitch]
November 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Last year I had a mental health crisis. Since then, I've been looking for a job and I haven't found one yet.

My family still needs to eat. Bills still need to be paid.

I'm asking for support if you have funds to spare. consider sharing this post.

paypal/venmo/cashapp/kofi are all 'thiiirdperson'.
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November 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Reminder that the Salvation Army sucks.
November 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Sometimes I get sad that I don't have anyone to celebrate holidays with but I *HATE* big gatherings and really just want to eat something that isn't leftover pizza or frozen chicken nuggets.
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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what if someone could invent a cat who could pay attention when you said their name
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The Noodles know I'm leaving soon and it's breaking my heart to see them trying to make sense of what's going on.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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I usually create a thread of options for people who would like to donate to a Native cause or struggle, but it has gotten HARDER to fundraise on socials over the past couple of years, so I am zeroing in on one ask this year. Pls support Native organizing infrastructure: nativeorganizing.org/donate/
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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fuck you

the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased

i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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For real though if you want to say thank you to all the service and retail workers busting their asses for the holiday the best thing you can do is plan your events early and come in with patience. You have all year to get ready for Thanksgiving. We actively do.
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I just can't believe that some people truly are just soulless ghouls, taking monstrous advantage of people that care about them, creating false narratives to harm them, and leeching off of them. If there's a hell I hope they burn, and if I end up there I'll have a smile knowing they're suffering.
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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OMG people are calling respecting BDS a “purity test.”

It sure is a test. Of your most basic willingness to materially stand behind Palestinian liberation. Lot of people failing.

A lot.

Is it a “purity test” to ask someone not to cross a picket line?
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Kermit & Grover duet of "It's Not Easy Being Green (Or Blue, Or Somewhere In Between)" when?
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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I imagine most of the people trying to claim that stealing indie ebooks is leftism simply have never had to worry about paying rent or for groceries but sorry, your desire for free luxury goods is outweighed by the material needs of their creators
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Someone royally fucked over someone I care about extremely badly and my blood is boiling and I'm seeing red and they better hope they never cross my path because I might be a big sweetie but I'm also a vengeful bitch with repressed anger issues and I would like to destroy their life.
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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The problem with being a democrat by default is they see your vote as given for free, rather than something that needs to be earned.
Democrats when they want people to vote for them:
HERE IS A BUNCH OF PROMISES WE WON'T KEEP!

Democrats when people still voted for them, but Democrats lost, and then something bad happens in their state:
HAHA GET FUCKED LOSER THAT IS WHAT YOU GET
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Pretty sure at this point that the universe just won't let me have one day without something going wrong that screws me over and makes my life harder. Really makes it hard to stay positive about anything, especially when my living situation is already so fucked up.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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If the Rainbow Bomber meme is distasteful to people, here’s a real life example of the equivalent.
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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The most compelling evidence that children really are in a crisis, imo, is the increase in youth suicide/suicide attempts, often in increasingly young children. The data shows that youth suicide attempts go up during the school year and down during breaks, which suggests schools are a problem. Yet,
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Democrats when they want people to vote for them:
HERE IS A BUNCH OF PROMISES WE WON'T KEEP!

Democrats when people still voted for them, but Democrats lost, and then something bad happens in their state:
HAHA GET FUCKED LOSER THAT IS WHAT YOU GET
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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North Carolina voted 47.8% for Kamala Harris but if you look in these replies you will see joy and jubilation for their suffering because it’s a red state and therefore everyone is bad
April 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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i've said it before and i'll say it again

there are more democrats in texas than there are in extremely blue states

there are more republicans in california than there are in extremely republican states.

electoral brain says that whichever side your'e on one of those states is ontologically evil.
North Carolina voted 47.8% for Kamala Harris but if you look in these replies you will see joy and jubilation for their suffering because it’s a red state and therefore everyone is bad
Trump just denied North Carolina’s request for FEMA relief from Hurricane Helene, calling it “unwarranted.”
April 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM