Okay, good plot twist here: the dude who impregnated her is the main dude's BROTHER
November 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Okay, good plot twist here: the dude who impregnated her is the main dude's BROTHER
okay she can hear now I guess? There's so little characterization to her even though she's like half the book??
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
okay she can hear now I guess? There's so little characterization to her even though she's like half the book??
BRO TOLD THE PILOT TO GO FASTER AND THEN COMMANDEERED THE PLANE HIMSELF
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
BRO TOLD THE PILOT TO GO FASTER AND THEN COMMANDEERED THE PLANE HIMSELF
Bro threw a grenade into a van and a mf in the van survived
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Bro threw a grenade into a van and a mf in the van survived
Why is he SUCKING ON HER TITTIES WHILE SHE'S LACTATING
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Why is he SUCKING ON HER TITTIES WHILE SHE'S LACTATING
No fucking way. No way dawg. How you gonna go from 'being deaf doesn't make me incomplete' to discussing a cochlear implant within four sentences
I swear to god if she just. becomes hearing. I'm throwing this Kindle out the damn window
I swear to god if she just. becomes hearing. I'm throwing this Kindle out the damn window
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
No fucking way. No way dawg. How you gonna go from 'being deaf doesn't make me incomplete' to discussing a cochlear implant within four sentences
I swear to god if she just. becomes hearing. I'm throwing this Kindle out the damn window
I swear to god if she just. becomes hearing. I'm throwing this Kindle out the damn window
"SHEER MINIDRESS"
"THREE INCH HEELS"
WHAT. WHY IS SHE WEARING SOMETHING SHEER TO HER MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY. WHY IS SHE SEVERAL MONTHS PREGNANT AND WEARING HEELS
"THREE INCH HEELS"
WHAT. WHY IS SHE WEARING SOMETHING SHEER TO HER MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY. WHY IS SHE SEVERAL MONTHS PREGNANT AND WEARING HEELS
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"SHEER MINIDRESS"
"THREE INCH HEELS"
WHAT. WHY IS SHE WEARING SOMETHING SHEER TO HER MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY. WHY IS SHE SEVERAL MONTHS PREGNANT AND WEARING HEELS
"THREE INCH HEELS"
WHAT. WHY IS SHE WEARING SOMETHING SHEER TO HER MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY. WHY IS SHE SEVERAL MONTHS PREGNANT AND WEARING HEELS
I GENUINELY THINK THE AUTHOR OF THIS HAS NEVER HAD SEX
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I GENUINELY THINK THE AUTHOR OF THIS HAS NEVER HAD SEX
DO NOT
EVER USE
"SLURP"
IN A SEX SCENE?????
EVER USE
"SLURP"
IN A SEX SCENE?????
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
DO NOT
EVER USE
"SLURP"
IN A SEX SCENE?????
EVER USE
"SLURP"
IN A SEX SCENE?????
"I licked her from arse crack to clit" NO!!!!! NOOOOO
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
"I licked her from arse crack to clit" NO!!!!! NOOOOO
Disregard. She's a professional actor lol
November 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Disregard. She's a professional actor lol
Please tell me this lady is a VA because this was incredible
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Please tell me this lady is a VA because this was incredible
"you need to communicate more"
because i guess they cheated bc you didn't tell them not to? ok???
"i ran out of room on this paper :( " (entire back side is blank)
because i guess they cheated bc you didn't tell them not to? ok???
"i ran out of room on this paper :( " (entire back side is blank)
November 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
"you need to communicate more"
because i guess they cheated bc you didn't tell them not to? ok???
"i ran out of room on this paper :( " (entire back side is blank)
because i guess they cheated bc you didn't tell them not to? ok???
"i ran out of room on this paper :( " (entire back side is blank)
and then they go to therapy and say they're cured or whatever but they're still a giant sack of shit but now weaponize therapy-speak
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
and then they go to therapy and say they're cured or whatever but they're still a giant sack of shit but now weaponize therapy-speak
Reposted by Crab
It’s here! ’The Prince of All Rats’, Fallen London‘s Exceptional Story for November, was written by yours truly. I hope you enjoy the seduction of our self-styled prince!
"May I?" he asks, and he holds out a paw, his claws beckoning. He kisses the back of your hand.
The self-declared Prince of All Rats has the manners, bearing, and ambition to rule – and a personal interest in your acquaintance. Will you help the Fifth City to accept his claim?
The self-declared Prince of All Rats has the manners, bearing, and ambition to rule – and a personal interest in your acquaintance. Will you help the Fifth City to accept his claim?
October 31, 2025 at 12:36 PM
It’s here! ’The Prince of All Rats’, Fallen London‘s Exceptional Story for November, was written by yours truly. I hope you enjoy the seduction of our self-styled prince!